An extremely obese man that has a small chode-like penis and has an extremely annoying high pitched voice. He also doesn't know how to talk to girls, plays Minecraft every day, and worst of all he likes gingers.
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He will break his girlfriend's heart but his ex will love him 4 ever because he is so handsome/hot
He will break his girlfriend's heart but his ex will love him 4 ever because he is so handsome/hot
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