DJ Khaled

A fat bozo that sits down, sipping champagne he bought with the money made by other people's songs he featured in while taking all the credit.

Or...

Someone who says they will be there when you need them but cannot be found when you are in a sticky situation.

Guy 1: Yo man, can you please help me study for the really hard test tomorrow.
Guy 2: Sure man, but I don't have time today but I can help you tomorrow morning before school. I'll be there for you.
Guy 1: Thanks man.
NEXT DAY, GUY 2 DOESN'T SHOW UP. GUY 1 GETS AN F- ON HIS TEST.
AT LUNCHTIME, GUY 2 SHOWS UP.
Guy 1: Now here you are! Man, you DJ Khaled me so hard, thanks to you I got an F-!

Guy 2:

by LivingHell1! May 7, 2020

DJ khaled

The ultimate self promoter. He makes good beats but barely says anything in his songs. He always wants you to listen, but does not have alot to say. Anywhere you see him, either on tv or on a truck or billboard he will be sayin- buy my album.

Dj Khaled: Lisssttennnn
Me: im listening
Dj Khaled: We da best!

by Tdowns August 27, 2007

DJ Khaled

Likely the biggest goofball in Hip Hop today. The secret to his success lies in his hilariously dumb catchphrases and his decisions to shout them over some good songs.

DJ Khaled in top form:

WE TAKIN' OVA!!!!
WE DA BEST!!!! WHO??? WE!!!!!
LIIISSSTEEEEN!!!!

by ABatte August 29, 2007

khaled

Just the most amazing person on earth. Now some people might not enjoy the name, might think that his name is to middle eastern, but they know deep down inside, that he's the better man. He's cool, funny...no he's hilarios actually. People love being around him and hes very sociable. He's also very handsome...and you know it ;)

Guy: Britney, i love you, i want to marry you! You're almost as cool as my friend Khaled!
Girlfriend: YOU jUST COMPARED ME TO KHALED!! YOU REALLY DO LOVE ME!

by I choose U June 30, 2011

The DJ Khaled

A sexual act where the fat lazy male does nothing and makes the immensely more talented counterpart do all the work. Upon conclusion of the sex act the fat lazy male yells out "DJ Khaled!" and takes the credit for for doing as little as possible.

I fell asleep after eating a bucket of chicken and awoke to my ho getting me off so I exclaimed "the DJ Khaled!!! " and fell back asleep.

by Wurdsarelame December 7, 2017

TJ KHALED

Someone who is very focused on his studies.

Damn he is a TJ KHALED

by PUNCH SOKALINGAM February 5, 2017

dj khaled

A guy that dances to his own music like a rooster having a seizure in "We Takin' Over"

DJ Khaled: "I dance to my own beats while Rick Ross raps"

by YAHHTRIKWHAT April 20, 2008