random Man which seems to stand outside schools and libraries, often takes home small children and animals, sometimes a mix of the two. he does not actualy have a home, but lives in a sort of, rubbish/garden room.
"Carefull kids don't talk to that khaled as you leave."
"Oh khaled you're just soooooo sexy with all your small human/animal children. (sometimes reffered to as Humals.)
"Oh khaled you're just soooooo sexy with all your small human/animal children. (sometimes reffered to as Humals.)
by Dittma93 March 06, 2009
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Man: "I feed and clothe you, so you should suck my dick and I ain't reciprocating."
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Woman: "Bitch don't Khaled me, you go down or you get out."
by TifaCorn June 02, 2018
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by Planter's Peanuts March 03, 2010
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by Benji-mon January 14, 2008
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one who generally is irritable for no apparent reason and hates 16 year old females for god knows what reason. a khaled is someone who loves school way too much because he has no friends and no one likes him.
one who generally is irritable for no apparent reason and hates 16 year old females for god knows what reason. a khaled is someone who loves school way too much because he has no friends and no one likes him.
by fatima898 January 30, 2009
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by clash king March 26, 2017
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Hey Khaled can you play fortnite with me?
Khaled sure I’m the best player in the world!
*5 secs later*
How tf did you die in the lobby? Did you seriously eliminate your self? Why tf did you just try to snipe a person with a shotgun? Why tf do you not know how to edit?
Khaled: I have a new back bling Yay! Oh sorry what were you saying?
Khaled sure I’m the best player in the world!
*5 secs later*
How tf did you die in the lobby? Did you seriously eliminate your self? Why tf did you just try to snipe a person with a shotgun? Why tf do you not know how to edit?
Khaled: I have a new back bling Yay! Oh sorry what were you saying?
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