Keifer

The coolest guy you could ever meet who is funny, smart, and very attractive but he is a player so watch out for him.

I wish that Keifer would notice me.

by Big man123 September 30, 2011

Keyfess

to confess online
to type in your confessions

I feel so guilty, I'm gonna have to keyfess later.

by Judy Unk October 12, 2006

keefer

Keefer is an adjective denoting high-quality. It is frequently used to decribe marijuana but can be used in other contexts as well.

Hey man, this weed is totally keefer.

Yo Caretto, that movie was pretty keefer.

by Lynchmob44 November 7, 2008

Keyser Soze

He is a legendary character from the movie: The Usual Suspectsof mysterious identity and mythical proportion, known for his incredibly extensive and unyeilding brutality.

Said of Keyser Soze:
"The way I hear it, Soze is some kind of butcher. A peerless, psycho, fucked-up butcher."
"Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze."

by Shadow1 November 29, 2006

keymergency

When you lose your keys (they're usually in your pocket)

Sorry I'm late, I had a bit of a keymergency.

by Monty S March 5, 2008

keyser

Keyser is a shithole town in West Virginia that has absolutely nothing to do. Keyser is mostly populated by extremely arrogant senior citizens that complain, overuse the bathrooms, and drive entirely too slow on the roads.

Guy 1: Dude, have you been to Keyser lately?

Guy 2: Nah man, that place sucks...nothin to do but old
ladies. I don't play that game, man.

by Keyser Native June 21, 2008

kefer

something you say when your just winning an argument but the other person wont give up

I am the kefer

by victoriouzz September 23, 2015