Kember

The greatest person alive. A Kember is a person who will steal your man and your man's man.

The girl just stole my man. She must be a Kember.

by Ravioli-filled-with-kids January 12, 2019

keyser soze

Put simply, to keyser soze someone is to create an entire fake reality for them to perceive. Once that fake reality is in place you then go about your agenda in reality while your victim makes moves and assumptions based on the fake reality you made for them. By the time they realize the truth it's already too late cause you're long gone.

I met this woman at the club and I thought everything was cool, but she pulled a keyser soze on me.

by But am I wrong though? August 31, 2017

Keyerra

A cool person with a bad ass attitude hot adorable fine and the coolest person you will meet she loves to laugh and she also has a really soft side of u mess with her friends she is on her way

Keyerra damn she fine

by Kkwilson May 18, 2018

Khyber Pass

Cockney rhyming slang for taking it up the ass

She takes it up the Khyber Pass

by Hammy3299 July 4, 2022

Kemberlyn

Kemberlyn is the greatest friend you could have she listens and makes you feel special she never lets you down Kemberlyn is also very good at ice skating and all the guys fall in love with her never let her go she's amazing talented and beautiful don't mess with her or her friends

"Omg I met Kemberlyn she's so beautiful"

by Teheheeee532 July 7, 2017

keyboreding

When you are so bored you start typing random variations of letters from your keyboard into Google to find links that will most likely lead you to this website. Some examples of keyboreding include qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp and qetuoadgjlxvnwryipsfhkzcbm.

bored person 1: Did you just type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm into Google?
bored person 2: Yeah, I'm so bored I'm keyboreding.
bored person 1: Shit that's extreme boredom!

by imreallyfuckingbored June 3, 2018

Kerberos

A crude internet act where a woman, usually in a massive multiplayer online video game, posts an encrypted sexual message in a public chat. Usually about her boobs in exchange for in-game money.

General Chat Entrixa: 'i have two large orc stalks in your tangodanjo. Can I have 3 gold?'
General Chat Hundrel: 'dude i think that chick just kerberos'd you.
General Chat Jogfirth: 'anyone have 3gold?'

by IVLeaguescholar March 2, 2011