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A totally amazing high school located outside of Jackson, Wisconsin.

A high school filled with easy women and where 98% of the students are loaded with cash. Kettle Moraine Lutheran also has a much higher drug problem compared to other Lutheran high schools.

Kettle Moraine Lutheran High School (KML) is wayy better at sports than any other school in their conference, especially Laconia and Winnebago Lutheran Academy, also known as WLA or "pooptard acadamy" by some students.

Kettle Moraine Lutheran has about 430 students and continues to grow year after year.

In sports KML dominates year after year, the Chargers have consistently won state in Volleyball, Women's Soccer, Cheerleading, and always is a strong contender with every other sport.

While Kettle Moraine Lutheran continues to excell at everything they do, Winnebago Lutheran continues to be stupid.
Man 1: "Hey man! Did you win at that basketball game yesterday?"

Man 2: "Nahhh man... We played Kettle Moraine Lutheran..."

Student 1: "Hey dude, I heard your transferring to Kettle Moraine Lutheran High School?"

Student 2: "yeahhh... I gotta get out of WLA man, Winnebago Lutheran sucks..."
by supermanX234K7 July 31, 2012
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Settle the Kettle

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To calm ones self down. One may be told to 'settle their kettle' when over reacting, getting excited, or being a douche bag.
Girlfriend: "You totally just eye fucked that bitch!!"

Boyfriend: "Set the Ket"

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Ralph: "We're down by three with six seconds left!"

Cornelius: "Dude, Settle the Kettle, its the second quarter."
by Peggy Sterkaloats November 12, 2009
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Settle the Kettle

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"Can we please settle the kettle? I really want to eat now". Or He just settled the kettle. We do not need to work on it anymore.
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The art of taking a dump in a kettle at a party. Usually for somebody you don't really like, a modification of Salt Kettle
"Dude this party sucks, lets go"
"Yeah, right after I leave a shit kettle for them"
by imdx80 November 7, 2008
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Steaming Tea Kettle

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A combination of Hot Carl (Cleveland Steamer version), Tea Bagging, and Golden Shower at the same time. In other words, releasing waste in both ways, and being pleased scrotally.
It's the Steaming Tea Kettle! Tip me over, and pour me out!
by Cargavimey June 24, 2006
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Spicy.kettle

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The best British meme page (i've been scammed)
Hey are you Spicy.kettle
spicy.ketle: i've been scammed
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sex kettle

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a sex kettle is a person who always has really hot sex regardless of who it is with, boiling some might say
"i took this bird up the road the other night and she was a proper sex kettle" meaning that the girl said individual had sex with made the sex really hot
by Bazbestos May 28, 2010
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