Kettled

When someone has taken too much Ketamin, they are kettled

That last one has done me... i am totally Kettled

by Employee of the Year October 28, 2010

Kettle

The act of being in someone’s face/and or area of space...A variation of the phrase “Getting in someones grill”.

“Miss Grimegoose man.....all up in my kettle bro. Why the fuck this lady always in my kettle, bro?! Sheesh, fucking tired of this not gonna lie.

by D-Maul August 29, 2018

Kettle

To beat viciously. Originated from a scene in the 2007 movie Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street where Sweeney Todd (played by Johnny Depp) beats Pirelli (Sacha Baron Cohen) with a tea kettle.

I heard you got kettle'd by a kid. There's no excuse for that, man.

by Trinket Stag September 27, 2008

Kettles

Big boobs

daaaaamn, those kettles

by jjno3 January 17, 2011

kettled

Had one to many drinks, i.e. pissed!

I so kettled, I cant stand up

by Jelly_Boy March 25, 2004

Kettle

A way to address a hypocritical, or two-faced person in an 'inside' manner.

Hey, James.. 'Kettle!' I uttered after hearing the girl go on and on complaining about the same things she had just done.

by Enlightened Serenity May 31, 2018

kettled

To suffer humiliation at the hands of another, often as a result of personal idiocy. A result of the TutRim Theory of Moderation™.

Arseface: Haha, I am so much cooler than you!
George: But your name is arseface.
Impartial Observer: Kettled!

by Brick. May 3, 2005