Kessler syndrome

Kessler syndrome is what you get when you put so much crap into low earth orbit that one collision between two satellites starts a chain reaction of space junk creation that makes it impossible to keep anything in space without it being destroyed.
Person: I want to put my satellite in orbit of earth but can't because of Kessler syndrome!
by Person1582962 June 17, 2022
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ariel kessler

An Ariel Kessler is the the name of the feeling of having jizz in your eye. When someone busts a nut into your eye you will feel an Ariel Kessler
by Nickolaj November 14, 2019
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Dirty Kessler

When a white surfer looking guy only goes after the black girls at the bars. Also kind of a cheap ass.
I pulled a Dirty Kessler and brought home 4 black girls mate!
by CTSmalumababy June 13, 2020
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Sadie Kessler

A beautiful and somewhat sarcastic girl. She always has something nice to say unless you get on her bad side. The only way to get along with a girl like Sadie is to accept who she is and not who you want her to be.

Sadie can be a very serious person but she can also have a dirty mind. She is very sweet but can sometimes become a bitch and piss people off. She can also be very gentle but then turn right around and kick some ass in a sport.
A Sadie has mixed emotions a lot of the time she could be completely in love with one person will she is completely angry with another.

To sum it all up a Sadie Kessler is a beautiful, kind, sweet gentle, romantic girl with a very funny bad side. On that bad side she could be a bitch, who can easily piss you off, kick some ass in a sport or in public, be extremely aggresive, and completely despise you.

That is a Sadie Kessler
OMG she can be such a Sadie Kessler! She just cant make up her mind!!
by LOL-246-Me January 11, 2012
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Kiss Me Kessler

Kiss Me Kessler. Named after a major D.C powerbroker; a great man.

1 part gin

1 part vodka

1 fine waitress

Bitters

Cherry grenadine

Maraschino Cherries
Any questions, you can talk to my lawyer.
Bartender, one Kiss Me Kessler, please. Extra Grenadine.
by John Miller December 17, 2017
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Kessler bunny hop

When you borrow your coworkers van and jump it over the railroad tracks to destroy all organization inside and hours of headache for your hommie.
I Kessler bunny hopped a work van this weekend and the shelves imploded leaving tools and parts in a huge pile on the floor!
by Peter North 77 July 22, 2023
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Kessler

Kessler is the hottest person in the entire solar system Kessler is also the soal mate of Adolf Hitler
Kessler is really hot
by Hitler is a hot sexy beast March 07, 2022
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