MOM! GIVE ME A SMALL PENIS OR I WILL FUCK YOU SO HARD, YOUR BELLY BLOWS UP WITH KIDS
SON, STOP KERBITING ME!!!
SON, STOP KERBITING ME!!!
by DatBoi778 June 23, 2019
Get the Kerbiting mug.A surprisingly satisfying term used to describe a reaction to both moments of pure joy/awesomeness or utter chaos. Can be used in present, past or future tense. Best used as a verb but flexible and adaptable to all kinds of usage.
Jo: Phil! Your car is on fire!
Phil: Stop kermitting Jo, it'll be fine.
George: Ahhh this is the best gyro I've ever had; reminds me of back home!
Phil to Jo: Look at George kermitting about that gyro.
Phil: Stop kermitting Jo, it'll be fine.
George: Ahhh this is the best gyro I've ever had; reminds me of back home!
Phil to Jo: Look at George kermitting about that gyro.
by bigbeautifulbrain April 3, 2022
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Girl Kermit!! Funny name for someone who wears frog eyes. Call your friend this and they will probably be surprised.
by Micayla<33 May 10, 2022
Get the kermitina mug.someone who is very very stingy, generally a mutual friend that has little respect from others.
"Jim went to the bar to get us drinks last night and I gave him 5 bucks and when he returned he asked me for the extra 10 cents.....what a cheap ass"
"Jim went to the bar to get us drinks last night and I gave him 5 bucks and when he returned he asked me for the extra 10 cents.....what a cheap ass"
"Shane went to the bar to get us drinks last night and I gave him 5 bucks and when he returned he asked me for the extra 10 cents.....what a kreitinger"
by Plumber84 December 19, 2014
Get the kreitinger mug.a kerbitina is a group of cool ass, bomb bitches. becoming a kerbitina is the highest honor that your squad can attain. an example of a kerbitina is the trifecta of drake, will smith, and kanye west & beyonce, nicki minaj, and rihanna. together a kerbitina cannot and should not be fucked with.
malfoy: shit, harry can u let me in your kerbitina?
harry: fuck no malfoy, you're not a bomb ass bitch.
harry: fuck no malfoy, you're not a bomb ass bitch.
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by dono2000 April 20, 2019
Get the Kerting mug.An incredibly sacred religion devised by an unknown generation. Kermitism is where we all worship the Holy Lord Kermit the Frog, and support the Kermitism government, that mainly focuses on re-establishing communism. Followers/worshippers must have sufficient knowledge, such as the procedure of rick-rolling.
by Kermitism November 26, 2020
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