Keierra

An exasperating, seemingly innocent but perverted, absentminded girl. A Keierra often forgets about homework assignments and usually says, "but I didn't even get them." as an excuse, even though the rest of the class got it and she wasn't absent. However, she is also a good friend and comforts her best friend when she's crying for some stupid reason. Is also weirdly obsessed with makeup even though she doesn't need it.

dude 1: " did you see that girl in the makeup aisle?"
dude 2: " the one arguing with that other chick about their homework assignment that she says she didn't get?"
dude 1: " yeah. the one wearing makeup even though she doesn't need it."
dude 2: " she sure is a Keierra."

by One of Her Best Friends May 27, 2013

Keiper

A guy who is so protective it’s almost adorable! He’s Very successful and easily finds something to accomplish: wether it’s a video game or puzzle. Sometimes he’s toxic in a relationship but it’s only because he cares so much for you and your safety.

I’m on the phone with Keiper ;)
Oh my god Keiper!?

by UsuallyLonely January 10, 2021

Kepler-442B

Kepler-442B is a confirmed Super-Earth exoplanet orbiting within the habitable zone of its star approximately 1206 light years from Earth. It is considered by many scientific experts to be the planet most suitable for life (as of July 2021), even more so than the Earth.

General Statistics
Semi-major axis: 0.409 AU
Eccentricity: ~0.04
Orbital Period: 112 Days
Inclination: ~90°
Mean radius: 1.34 R⊕
Mass: 2.3 M⊕
Gravity: 1.3G
Temperature (without a Planetary Atmosphere): -40°C/40°F

Kepler-442B might be the best planet discovered so far for life to emerge, but the planet best suited for humans will likely always be the Earth.

by CheeseCakeFries July 27, 2021

Keiera

A one of a kind being. Keiera is smart, honest, loving, considerate, and very loyal. She will go to the end of the world for those she loves and her personality will fill a whole room. She can come off as shy but once she’s comfortable she’s the life of the party! She loves to be the center of attention and will raise hell if she’s not. As sweet as she may be, her temper and anger levels are much bigger. DONT PISS OFF A KEIERA! If you have a Keiera in your life cherish her and hold her close. She is not someone you want to lose because chances are you won’t ever get her back!

Hey did you see that girl? She seems so cool, she must be a Keiera

He’s marrying the girl of his dreams, her name is Keiera

Keiera is so cool, I wish I was her friend

by BlkMeri November 23, 2021

Kepner

Noun. (1) A discrete unit of waste. (2) Fraudulent.

"If I had a million dollars for every Kepner we've spent on this product, we'd still be in a hole bigger than his ego."

by cygnis August 12, 2017

Kepler

The hottest mf on the planet they are daddy i would gladly suck there cock

Wow theres a kepler over there!
*drools*

by F^(km3D4dDy May 27, 2022

Kepler

A really sweet Asian guy that has really big abs. He's not an open book so to know about him you have to be pretty close. At first he may seem hostile but as your relationship strengthens, you two are tied for life. Kepler is one of those people that make up for their mistakes in ways that can never be repayed. If you meet a Kepler, don't take your friendship for granted. In a relationship, take it slow. Don't play Kepler he will never trust you. He is the type of person you can always trust and although sometime he may be a pain, as much as you want him out of your life, you can't stand to he without him. They are usually Bronies.

Sandy: hey how's you and Kepler doin?!

Roxy: FABULOUS we made out while watching My Little Pony!

Sandy: oh god no

by Bob Crapo January 11, 2014