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Kenyan African Males Safari

A safari tour arranged by Kenyan tourist companies and aimed at European and American women in their mid-20s to mid-50s who have never seen or experienced the much talked about large black cock bestowed upon many Kenyan makes. The tour groups arrange for the ladies to visit Kenyan and meet with as many well-endowed makes as they desire or can fit inside their orifices.
Robert: Hey Dave! I have to take a rain check on the game this afternoon I have to take Susan to the airport as she booked a tour with her church group to go on a Kenyan African Males Safari.
Dave: Ok, but aren't those the trips that white women book so they can meet loads of African guys with enormous dicks who pound their meat wallet until it can't even hold a bowling ball anymore?!?
Robert: Ummm, no I think she going to help the locals with some construction projects or something. She mentioned something about needing to drill a deep well???
Dave: Ok, whatever.
by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021
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Avi Yan Kenyon

The coolest jew to ever live; he’s got some pretty neat glasses; everybody loves him 🙄
Friend- Did you see Avi Yan Kenyon yesterday?
You- Yeah. He’s so cool. His glasses make him really cool, and he’s Jewish!!! Wow. I wish I could be Avi.
by ChineseLatkes June 28, 2021
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Kenyan Poker

It's normal poker, but because no one has any money, you play with whatever scraps of food you can find.
Guy 1: Hey wanna play some poker?

Guy 2: I haven't got any cash, we can play Kenyan Poker though.

Guy 1: Yeah that's fine, I got some m&m's around here.
by One_Big_Meme October 25, 2019
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Kenyan

The person you'll see winning any race just as you're reaching the halfway point.
Shit man, that Kenyan was like the Flash yesterday at the marathon! He whizzed right by all of us.
by Astra Estelle November 1, 2009
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Kenyoning

The involuntary act of one's legs becoming limp and causing one to grab onto nearby objects for support due to a concentrated administration of emotion. This can also potentially result in a decrease of speaking functionality leading to numerous phrases or quoting "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels" including but not excluded to "Love is my Legs" or "I just, I can't."
Person 1- How great was Downton Abbey last night?

Person 2- oh god no I'm Kenyoning. I don't even. Just yes. But actually. *falls to the ground grasping onto nearby wall*
by Babiesicant January 9, 2014
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Kenyanism

A term created by The Drunken Peasants on youtube

a combination of Kenya and Communism and are a joke on the belif that Obama comes from Kenya and that he is a Communist.
KENYANISM!!!
by The Reptilian Overlord January 21, 2016
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Kenyan

One who runs really fast.
I tried to see who it was, but the Kenyan sprinted past me in a blur.
by PsyPeterson March 14, 2009
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