Kenyan Poker

It's normal poker, but because no one has any money, you play with whatever scraps of food you can find.

Guy 1: Hey wanna play some poker?

Guy 2: I haven't got any cash, we can play Kenyan Poker though.

Guy 1: Yeah that's fine, I got some m&m's around here.

by One_Big_Meme October 25, 2019

Kenyan

The person you'll see winning any race just as you're reaching the halfway point.

Shit man, that Kenyan was like the Flash yesterday at the marathon! He whizzed right by all of us.

by Astra Estelle November 1, 2009

Kenyanism

A term created by The Drunken Peasants on youtube

a combination of Kenya and Communism and are a joke on the belif that Obama comes from Kenya and that he is a Communist.

KENYANISM!!!

by The Reptilian Overlord January 21, 2016

Kenyan

One who runs really fast.

I tried to see who it was, but the Kenyan sprinted past me in a blur.

by PsyPeterson March 14, 2009

Kenyan Cupcake

The act of beginning to double penetrate (DP) a woman and calling a bunch of your friends over. More and more of your friends keep penetrating until the maximized 6P. At this point the goal is to create new holes getting up to the fabled 16P. At 16P you have crossed any human threshold and have achieved the Kenyan Cupcake. This maneuver is Highlly Illegal and violates most if not every International Human Rights Law.

The Kenyan Cupcake cannot be exemplified.

by Ashamed010101 November 10, 2009

Kenyan Pop Tart

This is when a fine young gentleman is tossing a girls salad and she releases a fury of mud butt all in his mouth.

Guy: Do you want me to lick your ass hole?

Girl: Oh yeah! But I like my salad tossed with a little kenyan pop tart on the side.

Guy: What is that?

Girl: Get down there and I'll show you.

by DougBoyFresh July 10, 2009

kenyan popsicle

a very simple skinny black penis with many battle scars and ringworm. (no known cure)

Pete was born with a kenyan popsicle

by Nathan_Explosion August 5, 2008