Kelan

Probably the most smart person in the world who is most certainly not a know it all, he is just surround by a bunch of ignorant idiotic fools who are too stupid to realize who's amazing presence they are in. He is not only extremely intelligent and far from ignorant, but he is also incredibly handsome, good looking, outstandingly SEXY, has a huge penis, has the potential to get all the ladies, is overwhelmingly talented, really strong and fit, and is so friendly, nice, and polite, that when people see him they say ooooohhh kelan, and ponder at his extremity of awesomeness. He's amazing and king of pizza. The evolved homosapien

Guy 1: Liam and Marcus combined are not half the man of kelan
Guy 2: i agree, who wouldn't, kelan is legendary

by ELITEIRISHMAN July 19, 2014

Kelanie

A kelanie is a magical being of a human. She wears her confidence on her shoulders as she strides through this craziness we call life. Though her top may be heavy, her burden is light. She has faith that Mother Theresa would envy. Her hair shines like the gold that encapsulates her halo. The heart inside this wonderful heiress is one that contains compassion. The very fiber of her being is ruled by the knowledge that she can take on the world. Grab a drink ladies and gentlemen, lets toast to a Kelanie!

Guy: So you see that princess walkin across the street?

Another Guy: Oh ya dude, nobody could miss those humps.

Guy: She is a ten!

Another Guy: No, she is a Kelanie!

by WalkingGoddess101 September 11, 2010

Keliann

Keliann is a beautiful girl who is funny and outgoing. Keliann always wants to have fun. She may not be mature but she is fun to hang out with. Keliann has the most beautiful hair and eyes. She likes to stop and smell the roses. She has a great sense of humor and likes going out with friends. Kelianns are always huge animal lovers and try to help the environment as much as they can. Kelianns always make great friends and are good listeners. If you meet a girl named Keliann, shes for sure a keeper.

Keliann is my favorite person to hangout with! Shes so fun!

by Jeanpriest October 16, 2012

kelany

Kelany is a gorgeous girl, who is easily attracted.

"Is that Kelany"
"She's the cutest girl in school"

by Lit_A May 3, 2018

Keanne

Keanne is a very smart girl who had the most beautiful smile and who doesnt get down to anyone’s level for shit

I wish i was keanne
Damn,she smiles like Keanne

by Somebody from ireland November 23, 2019

Keanna

Shes my BESTFRIED. Ok. And she means the world to me. So mess with her and you die. >:O! Shes beautiful in every way, inside and out. Shes always there for me. And I'll always be there for her. Shes amazing, funny, kind, sweet, loving, caring, thoughtful, etc.. c: Irreplaceable! Id do anything for Keanna. ANYTHING. ;o She's like my sister. Shes like the whore to my sex. :D LOL. ok. But seriously. Shes my monkey. 8D MY monkey >_>

Guy: Who's that?
Jessie: THATS MY BESTFRIEND KEANNA BITCH,
Guy: Shit yo, shes sexy as fuck. >:o

by Jessaaayyyy January 8, 2012

Kelan

When you try your hardest not to be a fucker, but everyone you deal with is a fucker, so you end up being a bigger fucker just to outfuck the fuckers.

Look at that cunt, he's such a kelan.

by TopShagger2021 January 19, 2021