kebabminton

A sport involving consuming a kebab, followed shortly by a game of badminton

Hey Fred, fancy a game of kebabminton tonight?

Sure thing Tom, let's swing by that Lebanese place on Edgware Road then head on to the sports centre

by TheSingingTroll September 29, 2010

doner kebab

A delicious, Turkish fast food. Commonly found throughout Europe in any city large enough to have one turkish immigrant. Typically a cheap food to eat while going from one bar to another at 11 PM. The best kebabs can be found in Berlin, Germany, and Freistadt, Austria.

Man, I would so dig a doner kebab right now.

by A-Ha May 19, 2007

kebabulous

The pinnacle of fast food excellence.
A kebab of epic proportions and flavour.

After 15 pints Billy partook of a 'meat' donner with chilli sauce. "F**k me" he exclaimed "this is the best kebab I've ever had. It's 'Kebabulous'..."

by Mikeeeeee August 25, 2005

Kebab please

Omersexual will make a delicious kebab for you!

Hey Omersexual get back to work and prepare kebab for him you lazy cunt!

When you say kebab please is time to Omersexual get back to work!

by nobody.22 February 14, 2023

Kebaby

The term for a child conceived in the corner of a local kebab house at 2am on a saturday night. Nature of child depends on type of kebab ordered.

You're no fucking child of mine donna, you've always been a filthy kebaby like your mother

by This is England Mick October 8, 2010

remove kebab

Memetic euphemism for ethnic cleansing directed against Bosnian Turks specifically (kebab is a regional food) and adherents of Islam generally. Originated in Serbia.

1. "REMOVE KEBAB remove kebab you are worst turk. you are the turk idiot you are the turk smell. ..." - copypasta "Tupac Serbia” 2010

2. "She just want to remove kabab and stop immigration, stupid british cunt."

by cwm March 18, 2014

kebabylon

Fusion of the words 'kebab' and 'babylon'. The area in UK towns and cities, usually near all the bars, where loud, drunken people gather in public to embarass themselves, offend others, expell urine and vomit and eat bad foods at night on the weekends.

Roger: 'After the theatre we can walk through town to get to our bus stop.'

James: There's no way I'm taking Grandma through kebabylon to get home! We'll get a taxi.'

by James Smurthwaite January 28, 2007