by gothamchick September 10, 2018
Get the Oxnard Kneepad mug.Kneepads are people who you see at the park with their kids playing and they always make their kids wear every type of safety gear known to man when the kids are not even moving fast enuf to get hurt. Always overkill and has a somewhat arrogance effect on the other families because implies that their kids are special and have to have extra protection to play with your "normal" kids.
Look at these kneepads right there. Pisses me off. What are they getting ready for Baghdad or Fallujia ? Tell the boys they cant play with the kneepads unless they promise to find a weakness in their gear and break one of their kids bones.
by saharadryhumor January 10, 2015
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by Keepah007 March 24, 2008
Get the keepah mug.kneepads - An item that a local...who couldn't trade their way out of a paper bag when there was tons of paper and seats were 20K per month....puts on each knee in front of a paper broker so that he buys or sells something 1 or 2 cents BELOW or ABOVE the MARKET PRICE.
NOT A TICK or TWO !!
NOT A TICK or TWO !!
Look at PABLO the local.He just slide on 2 kneepads in front of that paper broker and made 5 G's on the opening !
Now all he need is a KLEENEX to wipe the mess off his chin !
Now all he need is a KLEENEX to wipe the mess off his chin !
by NOPADS February 23, 2008
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Get the keepdrive mug.A girl that got a booty and knows it. Makes you do things you otherwise wouldnt do if it weren’t for that boo-tay. Essentially vudu but enacted upon someone else using a ridiculous booty.
Man 1: Why did you leave your sisters weeding early.
Man 2: Did you see that bridesmaid, she had that keevado booty. Id skip my own funeral to be with her again.
Man 2: Did you see that bridesmaid, she had that keevado booty. Id skip my own funeral to be with her again.
by TastyNuts69 July 17, 2024
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