Keedon 

Often a pisces. He is the greatest bff you could ever ask for. He can help get you through your darkest times. He always finds a way to make you feel better no matter the situation at hand. Hes an empathetic guy which is refreshing as most guys bury their emotions. You are a lucky hooman if you have him in your life.

Person 1: who's that?

You: Keedon. My bff!!! 😆

Keedon by 5ugarsku11 June 21, 2019

Keendogged 

When you catch a case for anything whether you did it or not

“ this girl let me finger her but then she said I raped her so now I have to switch schools”
“You got keendogged man”

Keendogged by Negroid Syphilis1233333 July 27, 2018

super-keen nadster 

Oxbridge slang for someone who is 'superkeen'; that is, keener than keen. Associated with a strong go-getting attitude, but one that is obvious and public, to the point of being awkwardly endearing or backfiring.

Unclear where 'nadster' originates from. Likely related to nads, as in someone who's "got balls", or the Polish 'nad', meaning 'above' - say, 'above keen'.

"Let's try and be first into the club!"
"Nah, nobody's in there. We'll end up floating around like abandoned toilet paper. Don't want to be super-keen nadsters."

"I looked at the slogan I'd painted up on the banner: 'Come on lads, be a nads(ter)!!'. What was I thinking? The pun didn't even make sense. I looked like such a super-keen nadster."

super-keen nadster by univydd November 16, 2011

keen 

To be eager, excited or interested in something/someone. A word of many facets.

Q: "We should watch Fresh Off the Boat tonight"
C: "Yeah, I'm totally keen!"

Q: *takes a large bite out of phallus shaped chocolate bar*
C: "Damn, you keen!"

Q: "Let's have tacos for dinner!"
C: "Nahhh, I'm not that keen on Mexican"

keen by Rain1110 March 14, 2015

Keebo

The most innocent and the best lord and savior that ever existed in the whole entire world. But to this day we still don’t know if he has a dick or not so stay tuned.

“Hey who’s that robot over there?”
“Excuse me? That is Keebo, you uncultured swine.”

Keebo by Toothylemon May 4, 2020

Keeho 

Most Beautiful human in the world! And so nice and sweet!

Keeho is the most Beautiful human in the whole world! He is so nice and sweet🥰

Keeho by P1harmonyfan January 21, 2021

Keenanism 

An arcane philosophy in which follows the belief of contrary thought. What is isn't, what will be won't, and inversely so.

Understanding and believing contradictory things simultaneously. Created by an unknown man, recognized by the few who follow this philosophy as both sane and insane; For obvious reasons. Many believe this way of thinking originated from "Doublethink," George Orwell's "1984."

The woman both regards and disregards Keenanism as a way of life.

Keenanism by D0ntPan1c May 29, 2018