Keevon

Keevon A cute guy who's affectionate and clueless a sweet guy that's loyal to friends and a pain to outsiders he's really shy about his feelings to a female but will eventually warm up to her and confess his attraction.

Wow keevon so shy and cute
I wish I knew how keevon felt towards me

by TypicalGirl311 September 25, 2018

Khavon

A Goat, Professional PussyEater and Pussy Sensei.

That guy is such a Khavon

by VTheDeem August 16, 2021

Keaveney

To not do your job, delegate and ask obscure questions that are pointless to seem smarter than you are.

Not understand anything at all.

In our project meeting this afternoon, he used a Keaveney tactic, but the team ignored his request knowing it was ludicrous.

by Flying_Monkeys December 15, 2022

Keaton

The best guy you will ever meet. He has perfect blue eyes. He second guesses himself even tho he's perfect. Usually only dates one girl for a long time and is very committed. He has the best friends ever. And he makes an amazing boyfriend. He's the best kisserrr ever. Anyone who meets him will fall in love with him right away.

Keaton's girlfriend: can I please have Keaton for the night? I want to me with him this time alone
Keaton's friends: no way! We get Keaton!

by Yassss September 15, 2014

Keaon

A Keaon is a very special person because of the silent "a" in the middle that is usually non-existant or is replaced with a "y". Keaon is naturally talented at pretty much all he does; school, sports and especially video games. He gets approval from everybody and every guy wants to be his friend, on top of the fact that he has no problems with the ladies because of his looks. A keaon is also very humble, although they are completely aware of their superiority.

Guy 1: Man, that Keaon is sure one cool dude

Guy 2: Yeah, you can tell he's no KeYon

by CheckMyStats November 20, 2011

Keaton Dump

Where someone takes the biggest shit ever, then black outs and doesn't flush, or wipe. This all has to happen in a school.

Dude that kid left a Keaton Dump in the upstairs stall.

That kid just took the smelliest keaton dump in that stall.

by Tikibendel April 10, 2011

Keaton

Keaton is a very funny and intelligent guy. He is probably one of the best friends you'll ever meet and has a great personality. He has a great sense of humor and he's extremely nice. This guy doesn't get mad easily but watch out for the hurricane when he does.

Oh my God have you meet Keaton he is hilarious.

by Ok let's be honest March 22, 2017