kazoo

Another word for ass or butt.

She took it up the kazoo!

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

Kazoo

Kazoo is a verb that represents the noise of what an erection sounds like. Your penis can only kazoo when it's in the motion of being erected, but when it has become erected, it no longer makes the noise of kazoo. Originated in /b/ of 4chan.

The sentence of the birth of kazoo: "fucking bump. anyone have any vids they could rapidshit. this bitch makes my dick go kazoo"

by AnonAnonAnon June 5, 2007

Kazooing

The act of using a kazoo

... and Harris stood in the crowd kazooing at his fellow friend.

by Amanda <3 May 29, 2006

kazoo

a ridicoulus exaust usually found on the back of a slow Honda Civic making a high pitched revving noice

Wow, look at the kazoo on that Honda Civic. It sure sounds like shit.

by Dukefanman March 19, 2004

kazoo

to kazoo is to attempt to have exactly the same conversation with multiple people, often simultaneously. this can easily be done using cut and paste in an instant messenger program, but can also be done verbally. although the conversations are initiated identically, they have the potential to vary tremendously and follow completely different directions.

Scott: look what Chris just said: "i am an angiosperm"
Brendan: omg, he said exactly the same thing to me!
Scott: we have been kazooed!

by Brendon Vox July 21, 2008

kazoo

The area that is underneath the Mons Pubis; area between the clitoris and Labia Majora.

I went to a concert and my friend touched my kazoo.

by kazoomaniac October 17, 2008

Kazoo

A dog with many faces to the name. A K9 riddled with mystery and facade. A mutt with no greater drive than that which is his most consuming vice…. Kirkland signature bone shaped treats.

Wow that mammal is kazooted out of his mind

by Spoodlydoodly November 22, 2021