KAVANAUGHED

Completely blitzed on alcohol.

WEll I went to Jim's partner, got KAVANAUGHED and puked in his palm plant.

by neverlad October 4, 2018

Kavanaughed

To narrowly avoid being raped.
See also Kavanaugh

Brett tried to rape me but I Kavanaughed out of there just in time.

by Frogkiller42 October 10, 2018

kavanaugh

(Verb) 1. To get blackout drunk and show your genitals to the whole party or an individual. 2. To get blackout drunk and sexually assault another.

Brett: "Dude, what happened last night?"
Mark: "You drank a whole case of beer and totally Kavanaughed Christine."
Brett: "Keep it on the down low."

by BoBeau70 September 26, 2018

Kavanaugh

A person who likes beer and keeps a calendar from 30 years ago.

Damn did you see Trump? He nominated that fucking Kavanaugh guy?

by Yeetfam October 4, 2018

Kavanaugh

A cocktail or beer serving method where the libation is served with a funnel. As in a Gimlet Kavanaugh or Kavanaugh Budweiser.

Man: Man, I had a tough day in court today. I’ll have a Kavanaugh martini.

Bartender: Coming up.

by AdamPedAnt October 6, 2018

kavanaugh

A threesome between two guys and a female where one guy is choking the female while the other guy is shoving drugs to his asshole.

-Ben is in the hospital
-Oh, why?
- He was out drinking last weekend and the kavanaugh he had burned his rectum

by jh100 October 2, 2018

Kavanaugh

When you add new definitions to Urban Dictionary to make yourself look better.

Person 1) Look at that THOT
Person 2) That’s offensive.
Person 1) What do you mean I just referred to her as ‘that humble outstanding type.’
Person 2). That’s some Kavanaugh bullshit.

by aninjaturtle September 27, 2018