Katanatard

A person who unquestioningly believes any (or possibly every) myth, no matter how incredulous, about the cutting power, efficiency, design, manufacture, materials (typically the steel) and other attributes of the katana (whether an artifact or a replica), especially in the hands of a samurai, ninja or some other action hero. Typically, the katanatard will also feel the need to make similar extravagant claims him/herself to everyone else (especially any skeptics), in spite of a typically superficial knowledge at best of militaria and military history. Often also a japanophile, sometimes also an otaku, and possibly, but not necessarily, also someone with a sexual fetish for the katana.

Origin: Blend of "katana" and "retard", probably modeled on "fucktard" and similar words with -tard as the second element.

I heard this one guy on the boards go: "European plate armor? That's the best you can do? Please. An Edo-Period katana could cleave a Sherman Tank in two." Damn katanatards these days...

by Causal Object of Gamer Desire September 19, 2009

Katrin

Katrin is a cute, wonderful girl with a big heart. She always tries to make everyone around her happy and you‘re lucky if you know a Katrin. It‘s sure, once she’s part of your life, it‘s hard to live without her. She has the most beautiful smile and is the only one in your life who will make you extremly happy. Katrin is loyal, unique and indispensable. Don‘t lose her, otherwise you‘ve lost the best woman in your life. Appreciate her and she will appreciate you back. As soon as Katrin loves you, she loves with every piece of her heart and she pursuits to make you the most happy human of the world. Give her that same love back, a special girl deserves it. If you made mistakes, she‘s ready to forgive you. Just show her how you regret your mistakes she will give you a new chance.

Him: We both made mistakes. But I‘m sure, I won‘t find a girl like Katrin again.

Friend: Don‘t lose her! Make something special for Katrin to gain her back! I know, Katrin will forgive you and she wants you back!

by Loyalityy October 31, 2018

Katiana

Kind hearted girl who loves to hangout with friends and family.
shes gregarious and easily makes friends. trustworthy and fun to be around

that girl is so katiana, i want to be her friend!

by anonymousgurrrl October 31, 2011

Alex Kapranos

The very cool and even sexier lead singer of one of Scotland's finest band, Franz Ferdinand, with the coolest voice ever. His mom must be proud.

1.- Alex Kapranos has a very good taste in shirts and shoes
2.- That Kapranos guy sure knows about hairdos!
3.- What a nice booty Alex Kapranos have!
4.- Alex Kapranos surely can do whatever he wants with me ... If he finds me in the matinee.

by Brenda Yagami July 4, 2004

Katrina

A beautiful, smart, and funny girl. She is that one girl that everybody wants. Unfortunately she's also that one that nobody has. She's a boss at playing "hard to get"! Often times confuses guys by being nice to them for no other reason than being awesome!

Guy 1: Hey have u seen that Katrina?

Guy 2: Yeah, I talked to her today! :)

(next day)

Guy 1: how's it going with u and Katrina?

Guy 2: just stab me now....

by ceeloblack October 17, 2012

Katanya

Most amazingly beautiful and bootylicious creature to grace this planet with her wiley ways. Commonly associated with Snap Neck injuries incurred by fellas coping a perv on her fine form. Sweet to behold.

Dr: Ah, ha. I see. You have Snap Neck
Perv: Oh.... it was Katanya. She was crossing the street.

by Jamjunk February 4, 2010

Karan

An absolute god level fuck boy who has regular sex with the most beautiful women in the world and is also very good as a boyfriend and will leave you unable to walk after sex . Karan also has stamina of five hours .

PERSON ONE : WHY IS RIDDHIMA WALKING WITH A LIMP TODAY ?
PERSON TWO : OH , SHE HAD A DATE WITH KARAN YESTERDAY

by super-god-sex-69 November 23, 2021