Madeline Rene Kath is my girlfriend!
by Her Ioved one November 15, 2021
Angry sex with your best friends mum against a gate post in the moonlight whilst your best friend sleeps making a "kaaaaaaaa" noise and waking up most of the neighbourhood and then Harry Potter shows up and joins in. Once finished it ends in a "thhhhhh". The angry part comes in when once penetrated, the mother is then left on the gatepost with splinters.
Guy one: "Oh, your mum is so nice."
Bestfriend: "Don't you dare"
-Later on that day-
*bang* *bang* *bang*
Mum: "AARRRGGG. "kaaaa"
Guy: "OMG HARRY POTTER!"
HP: "Yes, yes. OH MY WAND!"
Mum: "thhhhh"
*Guy walks away*
Mum: "My ass hurts. I'm in such an Angry Kath scenario right now."
Bestfriend: "Don't you dare"
-Later on that day-
*bang* *bang* *bang*
Mum: "AARRRGGG. "kaaaa"
Guy: "OMG HARRY POTTER!"
HP: "Yes, yes. OH MY WAND!"
Mum: "thhhhh"
*Guy walks away*
Mum: "My ass hurts. I'm in such an Angry Kath scenario right now."
by user7794 January 25, 2011
Madeline Rene Kath is my girlfriend!
by Her Ioved one November 15, 2021
Kathee
A beautiful girl/woman who makes every day feel like the sweet breath of spring. Charming, witty, and fun to be around, Kathee can also be sensible and down to earth. Graceful and tactful, she can keep everything flowing smoothly. Kathee is a perfect addition to any party or day out. Poised and perfect. Loved and respected by all.
A beautiful girl/woman who makes every day feel like the sweet breath of spring. Charming, witty, and fun to be around, Kathee can also be sensible and down to earth. Graceful and tactful, she can keep everything flowing smoothly. Kathee is a perfect addition to any party or day out. Poised and perfect. Loved and respected by all.
by The Therminator February 25, 2016
by lkcade November 20, 2021
The act of a female performing oral sex on a male while she has stubble, thus creating a chafing or rash on the male.
A.K.A. BK
A.K.A. BK
Ah man I had the best bearded kathe last night, i got out of the shower and she threw me down, then proceded to BK me man!
by Bearded Johnny November 13, 2010
by Kidbasic October 31, 2020