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Kazaross

n. A measure of great size. Only to be used in totally inappropriate situations.

v. Of or pertaining to the dropping of one's bowels, usually after a large meal consisting of burritos with habenero sauce or triple cheeseburgers with enough onions to kill a small horse.
These twinkies are great, I'm going to buy a Kazaross at Costco.

I woke up this morning and the first thing I did was take a huge Kazaross.
by Dave Seidman May 26, 2004
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Katatonia

Katatonia is a unique Swedish metal band which pioneered death-doom metal outside of the UK.

Formerly a death-doom metal band, presently a completely unfathomable stew-up of different genres, best defined as Katatonia metal. For all intents and purposes, Katatonia is a duo of Anders and Jonas and a revolving door of other guys. Has a large multi-genre appeal but has never quite had the popularity of their friends and old bandmates in Opeth.

Anyone who puts oneself through the enjoyable misery of listening to their music and trained in the art of deciphering death-metal vocals will find the lyrics regard purely depression, loss and heartbreak, composed in faux-poetic abstract word sandwiches. Were the members not gnarly long haired death-metaller types, we might be inclined to feel a little worried about them.

The act of listening to their music is best compared to having your heart and soul ripped out and stamped on a bit, gently, caringly, and meaningfully, all at once. If this sounds like BDSM, maybe it is. Nevertheless, it has a dedicated fan-base that seem to like this and have persisted through the decades so that they can have their feelings stamped on a bit more with each new album.

Not krieg enough to like in trve kvlt metal circles anymore. Hide your guilty pleasure, or claim that you haven't been able to enjoy them since "Sounds of Decay".
Me - JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THESE GUYS ARE SO BLOODY GREAT KATATONIA ARE LIFE THEY NEED TO BE WORLD LEADERS OH MY GOD IM GOING TO CUM
Normal guy - What?
by Kocy July 12, 2016
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kyle katarn

The main character of the Star Wars: Jedi Knight and Star Wars: Dark Forces series of video games for PC and various consoles.

Formerly a smuggler/mercenary. He found out he was a jedi when his father was killed by a sith lord named Jerec. He hunted down the evil Jerec and killed him. In doing so, he almost fell to the dark side himself, so he abandoned his Jedi ways. Later, his close friend and future lover Jan Ors was kidnapped by dark Jedi Desann. He returned to his jedi ways to save Jan Ors, and "currently" works as a Jedi master for the new jedi temple on Yavin 4.
I just got my ass handed to me by Kyle Katarn.
by SirGangstaLot October 4, 2005
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Katarina

Katarina is one of if not the most beautiful girl you will every meet shes not like everyone else she's smart funny and cute can't name a girl that are all 3

Katarina is a girl you want to spend the rest of your life with. When you look at her your star struck at how pretty she is.
This particular Katarina is from ontario canada her friends bug her a lot but she doesnt care. Katarina is the type of person to be there for you although she may be a bit crazy but she is beautiful. Katarina is perfect
Wow Tyler Really likes Katarina yeah its cause she's prettier than all the other girls
by T. Lange December 2, 2021
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Kaaron

by infcnrunei March 1, 2019
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Katayoon

Katayoon is a persian name that means the queen of the world.

Katayoon IS a queen, in her life, your life, and in all friend groups.
Princess, if not queen.
Guy:Have you met Katayoon?
Girl: That smart, pretty girl in our class? Yes i have.
by uwuuwuuwu May 1, 2021
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