Kalamabooze

A website and lifestyle of getting drunk and participating in various shenanigans in Kalamazoo, Michigan - the biggest 'city' in Southwest Michigan.

I was kalamabooze -ing the other night when I took the For Rent sign from that apartment complex and stuck it in my neighbor's front yard.

by KalamaBooze February 4, 2010

kalamazoo

Yes it does exist! It's in Michigan and is a bigger town than people probably think, mainly due to the fact that it's home of Western Michigan University. There is also the much smaller Kalamazoo College, also called K College. There is usually plenty of to do in the area and the public library is nationally known.

"there's a place called Kalamazoo?!"

"I hear there's a party in the student ghetto tonight."

by kzoogirl April 20, 2006

Kalynn

A beautiful girl with amazing style. A girl who is down to do anything. Loves to go out every weekend, or can stay home and relax with her boyfriend. She's a really good flirt but when it comes down to being in a serious relationship, she is committed to make her man happy! She's amazing in the bed shhhh don't tell Kalynn's i said that! She's always down to try something new. I suggest you guys go find you a Kalynn!

Girl: Did you see what Kalynn is wearing today? It's totally cute!

Boy: Dude, look at the girl, shes sexy!!!!

by Princess Ginaaaaaaaa September 15, 2012

Kalm yo tits

A facebook like page featuring a very popular large black women with snazy comebacks and awesome jokes.

Did you see kalm yo tits' status today? talk about a diary of a mad black woman.

by thunder-cunt July 2, 2011

Kalomoira

Kalomoira is a bad bitch who has everyone she wants

Kalomoira is a very good girl

by anonymous February 20, 2021

Kalam

A Kalam can be a very nice and kind person but if you treat a Kalam wrong it will take him time to recover. A Kalam can be the most sweetest boyfriends in the world and he wont stop liking a girl until he has that girl in his arms. Kalam's can be great best friends but some times he just needs some time to think by him self. if you have a Kalam as your boyfriend or even just a friend keep him close and don't let go because one day you will need him to be by your side. A Kalam is really helpful and its nice sometimes just to sit there and tell him all your emotions.

"Kalam and I are friends again, i'm so happy" - Kalam's best friend
"i never thought he would forgive you," - Kalam's not so kind friend

"Just get to know him and you wont be able to live without him" - Kalam's best friend.

by Danielle Wonder September 11, 2018

kalysta newberry

the kind of person who smells when they take a poopy. ever fall on your knees after skateboarding, or take a razor skooter to the ankle ? thats how it feels when you meet a kalysta newberry. the the berries were too new ): too tart for me ... the one good thing about a kalysta newberry is that you can drink water with them (: mm water 😍 make sure to wash your hands for ten minutes after seeing a kalysta newberry. it wont help your eyes to cure from the sight, but your hands will most certainly be very clean 😋

"ahg man, i feel like a kalysta newberry"

by thepoopgirls May 29, 2020