Dirty Kallista

When your friend snitches on you for popping pills to get high.

Damn, why did she Dirty Kallista us?

by thepsychedelicfairy May 23, 2022

Kallista

Kallistas exude dumb bitch energy. They often times forget things or lose track of what they're supposed to be doing. Nevertheless, they are martyrs and are v kind. Also sometimes they cry but thats a secret.

Man, she forgot to bring our science project. She's such a Kallista.

by imadethisbecauseimsad February 1, 2020

Kalissa

A dumbass bitch who doesn't give a fuck about your opinion

Kalissa who?

by bitchasshoeee January 17, 2020

Kallista

This is a nickname for blood hungry sluts known for snatching up boyfriends. Kallistas usually take them out for coffee or to the movies and convince your boyfriend not to tell you. As the the Kallista gains the mens' trust, she tricks them into thinking that she is better than you and that you're an awful person. Although Kallistas are experts in boyfriend-snatching, they are known to be hideous creatures.

You: My 2 year relationship is over. Out of nowhere, poof!
Friend: Oh my god! Why?! What happened?
You: A Kallista got a hold of him. I wish I could have protected him from it.

by VictimofaKallista December 14, 2010

Kalissa

Kalissa is a girl who might come off as shy but under all of that is a sexual Eyore. She will slob on your knob the be depressed about her stick house that keeps falling down.

Girl: is that kalissa?
Guy: yeah I fucked her then she cried for an hour about her stick house

by Pussy66642069 April 5, 2019

karlissa

She is a beautiful girl OBESSED with lev Cameron and she loves her friends and she is crazy at times but she is a lovely person and she cares for other people and she loves to listen to all i want for Christmas is you

Karlissa:loves to care for people

by Suell December 1, 2020

Kallista

Usually adopted, sometimes retarded, they aren’t smart and smell like dog shit

She stinks, must be a Kallista

by worldisabadplace May 29, 2018