Skip to main content

Kapuka

Slang term for an agressive rim job. Origins are likely Maori or South Islander descent. Often misspelled as Kapooka.
Geoff said "wow -- that Aussie chick was so dirty she gave me an almost feral rimjob". Response -- "dude, welcome to the land of Kapuka!"
by frogwitt April 19, 2017
mugGet the Kapuka mug.

Karuka

Karuka is a girl who is adorable and cute but is always late and behind and flunks most of her tests she has a interesting group of freinds and her mum works full time and her dad is a mystery
Person A “I met this super cute girl who came late to the study group today.”

Person B “I bet her name is Karuka.”
by Ella Furyebu September 17, 2018
mugGet the Karuka mug.

kafkapilled

Since the suffix -pilled has become a suitable synonym for -core, and -core has become a suitable synonym for -esque, then saying this instead of 'kafkaesque' technically should be perfectly acceptable.
'Man, my workplace is seriously kafkapilled no cap fr fr onggg'
'Sorry, what the fuck did you just say?'
by ichdenkedeshalbichbin January 3, 2023
mugGet the kafkapilled mug.

kafka trap

A logical fallacy which states that a condition is affirmed through someone's denial. This term was written about in Franz Kafka's story "The Trial", hence why it is named after him.

Commonly associated with the social justice warrior or noted racist Ibram Kendi, who states that anyone who claims they are not a racist must be a racist. However, the denial can be about anything.
"Your denial of racism is proof that you are racist."
"That's a kafka trap, learn how to think."
by MJM1985 April 29, 2021
mugGet the kafka trap mug.

Kafka's Anxiety

The anxiety that Kafka himself, and many of his charachters experience on account of living as if dependant on others, especially one's parents, although this unnecessary situation is obviously a source of unhappiness.
More specific than anxiety, and little to do with the idea of something being Kafkaesque.
Gregor Samsa in the Metamorphosis, is an example of one experiencing Kafka's Anxiety. Gregor takes abuse from his family despite providing for them, and makes no defence for himself although it does cause him displeasure. His ambivalence is seeing no reason to try to be happier or alter his situation, but he understands how it might be better.

An antonym would be Meursault in Camus' The Stranger, whose social ambivalence prevents him experiencing a closeness to other people, but he has no anxiety. Any situation would be equally agreeable or disagreeable to him.
by Titular Counselor Marmeladov September 8, 2011
mugGet the Kafka's Anxiety mug.

Kafkaesque

From the Czech/German author of the early 1900’s, the word describes a situation where the individual is sane but struggles against an illogical and insane bureaucracy or authority. See his unfinished novel ‘The Castle’. Essentially all of us now that Brexit has been setting in for the last 2 years.
Theresa May’s government grows more kafkaesque by the day. I applied for British citizenship and all I got was a page full of wingdings

The government has become kafkaesque because some old Etonians couldn’t stop wanking over a long defunct empire even though colonialism is a fundamentally evil idea. As government slowly goes inane most civil departments are rendered impotent
by The Outsider April 22, 2019
mugGet the Kafkaesque mug.

kafkaasagiri

one of the best bsd tiktokers and one of my favourite mutuals. funny,, smart and pretty 🤤🤤
person 1: who is this amazing bsd tiktoker?!?!?!?
person 2: kafkaasagiri ofcourse
by bakahhh March 27, 2021
mugGet the kafkaasagiri mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email