kabbash

(ka BOSH)
(v.) 1) To seal or close. 2) To put an end to or stop to; to finish.
(n.) A lid or seal; an end to an arguement or confrontation.

note: can also be spelled "kabosh," but in Dane Cook's stand-up skit "The Heckler and The Kabbash," it is spelled this way.

"I'm going to end this. I'm going to put the kabbash on this thing right now." (Dane Cook)

by bite_me123 January 17, 2008

kabbalah

A set of beliefs based on mysticism brought to the forefront by a Jewish guy from Brooklyn who charges money for "enlightenment". One minute he's playing stickball with his buddies on Avenue C trying to figure out a good hustle the next minute he's the self-proclaimed Moses of Capitalism. Cha-ching. It's hard to believe that this guy is not a David Koresh-type con man because if he was a tool of the "creator" to spread "enlightenment" why would he charge money for it? I mean the guy sells his own bottled water, kind of like another egotistical jack-ass Donald Trump. I don't believe other prophets profited from their teachings. Furthermore the people who follow this guy could be classified as weak-minded and unstable with plenty of expendable income who need to be told that the are loved such as Madonna and that butter-face Lizzy Grubman.

con man = Michael Berg
stupid people w/ expendable income = sheep (see Madonna)
con man + sheep = Kabbalah
Kabbalah = con man w/ $$$$
con man w/ $$$$ = :) con man

by one person's opinion December 2, 2004

Kabbass

Kabbass: the equivalent of the term owned, pwned, screwed, etc.

Dang dude, you just got kabbassed by your dad!

I'm going to kabbass you in this round of Counterstrike.

by aznmafia456 September 8, 2010

Kabbalah

a popular reglion amoung celebrities who feel bad about themselves.

Paris Hilton feels bad about her sex videos, so she began to practice Kabbalah.

by Lizzle March 19, 2005

Kabburdabbur

A word used to describe someone who's a god at fortnite.

VanYessa: Are you good at fortnite?

Billy Rae Cyrus: Ofc, i'm a kabburdabbur at nite.

by pooforlunch June 6, 2018

kabbalah

it's "holla back" backwards. just say it outloud.

"kabbalah now, ya hurr??"

by melissa November 11, 2004

kabbazah

Sex technique for women to exercise their K-muscles ('Kegel', named after Dr. Arnold Kegel who discovered them in 1940. Also known as PC or 'pubococcygeus' muscles).
Originally, it's a Taoist technique practiced by Chinese women for sexual-amplification of relaxed vaginal muscles, but this word has become known by Muslim Indians and comes from Arabic which means literally, a 'woman who bakes' or 'baker woman'.

The main exercise is where a woman inserts a raw egg inside her vagina and clutch on it with her vaginal muscles (they resemble the ribbed insides of a vacuum-cleaner's hose), and then release again to help 'milk' the penis during sexual-intercourse.

The last people to ever take to this ancient sex practice --besides them new-ageist, schtupp-mad cheesy quacks -- were the Turkish sultans and rich polygamous Ishmaelites who reportedly used to visit over a hundred women in one night!

Another interesting old sex technique is kabbadi: oral tantric sex exercise of Indian origin where a woman utter a certain word repeatedly with no breath to tighten the inner sex muscles Kegel-like.

Kabbazah was first described by the British Muslim traveler and explorer Sir Richard Francis Burton in the mid-19th century.

by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007