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Karlos with a K

Karlos with a K is usually a 2 foot crusty midget. He hasn’t put lotion on his knees, hands or elbows since WW1 shit looks like his skin peeling off. He runs a brothel in Manila that all the boys go to. This mans really in Spain but the p is silent 😔😔😔. Mans bowl cut looks like a grade 2 drawing shit ugly as fuck. ngl Karlos with a K is a sexy beast.
Person 1: Eyyy bruh u need sum lotion your shit ashy as fuck. Your hair look like what happens when your hit ur arm on the keyboard, get this mans a haircut.

Person 2: My bad, I guess I’m pulling a Karlos with a K today.
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Karlo Dejanović

Kroner iz Kapana
Karlo Dejanović znam ga to je onaj kroner.
by Neznanac February 16, 2020
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Karlo Palic

A gay cunt from Croatia.He cheers for Shitchester United and has bigger teeth than everyones future.He has a small weener too and he is overrating himself in football but he is worse than a person in a wheelchair
Oh,what's shining there?
Karlo Palic's teeth.
Oh yea that gay dog Karlo
by penski the sexiest man alive August 29, 2020
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John Karlo Vigil

AKA "LIL JK AK" a John is a Simp he also puts the "U" in BUM and his music low-key WACK
stop being such a John Karlo Vigil ,are you trying to get deported???
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Tyler Joseph Karlo Petersen

Super hot, I mean straight smokin’. When you see his ass you’ll literally fall over and fucking die that it’s so amazing. Tyler Joseph Karlo Petersen brings tears to the eyes of the most stone cold men. He really is perfect.
by Hunky Man March 11, 2021
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kaRlo baSil karlO basiL

by Adujasty343 May 22, 2025
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Karlo

The definition of a guy with a huge dick, can't forget the personality though. He is sexy, hot, gets all the bad bitches and your mom too. He's good at pretty much every sport and likes wearing an iced out outfit at all times. Karlo is also a great loyal friend who will empty your wallet if it's your treat tonight.
Your Hot Mom: Who's that over there darling?

You: Oh, that's Karlo.

Your Hot Mom: Damn he's a sexy beast, I'd fuck that.

You: But mom I like that huge boiling dick of his!

Your Hot Mom: We can share ;)
by Andy Banandy Likes Candy November 21, 2021
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