Kimchi

In the Greek language "Kimchi" is slang for "small penis".

Mr Kimi Elfbumdar is a "Kimchi"

by elfbumdar August 26, 2014

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kimchi squat

Military slang term for the way that 90% of the people of Asia sit. To properly execute the kimchi squat you must be able to touch your buttocks to your Achilles’ tendons while simultaneously keeping your feet firmly planted flat on the ground.

Most Asians can hold this position for hours while waiting on a bus, smoking a cigarette, shooting the shit, or just taking one.

Fewer than 5% of the population of the USA can execute this modified sitting position.

"Jones has gone so native; he was spotted on the street corner in the kimchi squat eating boiled fish paste on a stick."

"I thought that old lady was trying to give me head on the bus yesterday when she did the kimchi squat right in front of me"

by Trav June 30, 2005

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In Deep Kimchi

In deep trouble
In deep shit

Damn we're in deep kimchi

by Dancing with Fire December 17, 2010

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In Deep Kimchi

In 20th century U.S. slang, "kimchi" was occasionally used in the phrase "in deep kimchi" (particularly by veterans of the Korean War), a euphemism for "in deep trouble" and was used in a number of awkward situations.

Stop right there!! You're in deep kimchi young man!

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ October 24, 2009

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Deep Kimchi

Kimchi is an extremely hot Korean fermented cabbage. It is something you do not want to find yourself in.
The deeper it is buried in the pottery in the ground while fermenting, the hotter it is.
To find one's self in in deep Kimchi is to find one's self in deep shit.

When John was caught peeping at the principal's wife, he was in deep kimchi.

by The High Rhulain March 04, 2012

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