Juno

The Roman goddess of marriage (sense any irony you Juno movie lovers?)In Greek mythology you know her as Hera aka Zeus's wife. And if you didn't know Hera got cheated on a lot by Zeus and his player like ways since he hooked up with other goddesses and even mortals (gasp).

the Roman wife asked Juno to help save her marriage.

Juno by madgirl92 February 18, 2009

Juno

Juno is a combination of the words "you" and "know", is most commonly used as slang by Caucasian people trying to sound cooler than they actually are.

"Juno my friend Brandyn is a total tool"

"Juno I want a new iPod."

"Anyone know where to get a burrito at 3am, because juno I want one"

Juno by Capton Jack April 27, 2010

Juno

A non-derogatory term for a high level woman who is Goddess-like, enlightened, empowered, spiritual, successful, confident, stands in her own power, and makes so much money from her talents that she appears to "print" her own money. A Juno slays in her business, transcends convention, isn't afraid to own her feminine sexual nature, and elevates every woman she meets. Her mindset is one of gratitude, profit, and positivity. The word "money" derives from the latin feminine "moneta" which was the second name of the Roman Goddess Juno Moneta. The Temple of Juno Moneta was an ancient Roman temple where Roman coins were first minted.

Beyonce is a total Juno.
Who wants to be a boss bitch when you could be a Juno?

Juno by SisterGoddessKateBailey February 2, 2020

Juno

verb: The act of giving one's infant child away to adoptive parents due to accidentally getting knocked up.

Brian: Yo Emma...your looking pretty fat, what happend?

Emma: Oh yeah, I'm prego...that tool J.P. knocked me up.

Brian: Oh shit! That's nefarious. Just JUNO that baby.

Juno by SEAN BUCK May 24, 2008

Juno

A super amazing girl who is very beautiful with big boobs (and curvy body) with a great personalty. Shes very crafty and gets the attention from everyone, although mostly, she doesn't want it. She has a great sense of fashion that everyone loves. All of the guys stare at her chest even though she is not that kind of person. Juno is always there when you need someone and will love all of her friends crazily. Juno is a very sensitive person who only shares things about her true self with people that will never judge her and normally keeps her thoughts bottled up. She is very intuitive and would stun people with her witty humor and intense thoughts. Its hard to come along a Juno, but once you find one, you can't let her go.

guy 1: "Wow, Juno is so gorgeous today."

guy 2: "Yeah, I wish I knew her better."

Juno by sockmonkeydude April 25, 2013

Juno

Directed by Jason Reitman, this is the most overrated movie ever made. A movie so shit I switched it off on a long haul flight.

"Shall we rent Juno?"

"fuck off!"

Juno by sooner_gooner August 21, 2009

Juno

a great movie about teen pregnancy and dealing with it. great ideas and a very recomended movie

juno gets pregnant by Paulie Bleeker.

Juno by Jlynn January 27, 2008