Jumpin' Jehosafats

A term used by Nickelodeon's retro-show, "Rugrats" character, Grandpa Lou.

This phrase also could mean: What in tarnation?!?!?!?

Grandpa Lou- Jumpin' Jehosafats! Who stole my teeth?!?!?!?

by HornGod April 9, 2009

jumpin' shit

When someone says or does something totally disagreeable. A socially acceptable

equivalent would be "oh for heaven's sake"

"Jumpin' shit, will you get off my back?"

by BD1977 September 25, 2013

no jumpin' in the sewer

Just...don't jump in the sewer tho. Ok, in all serious, no jumpin' in the sewer is a non-reoccurring catchphrase by Rick Sanchez in the iconic modern cartoon Rick and Morty.

"Remember kids, no jumpin' in the sewer!"

by ThatGuyWhoHasNothingToDo May 13, 2017

jumpin jesus

1. nickname for the Son of God in his triple jumping years, also see jebus

2. (usually preceded by "great") an exclamation

Great jumpin Jesus, you scared the crap out of me!

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

Jumpin' the couch

Going crazy or simply crazy
reference to tom cruise going nuts on Oprah

your girl says she wants to stop smoking Js
bitch is jumpin' the couch

A: yo, johnny says he don't wanna sell no more pot
B: Mofo is definitely jumpin' the couch

by Chris toker January 13, 2006

jumpin' off

to start a argument from no type of previous problems.

diamond was sitting down when shamajah started jumpin' off and said "diamond you know no one in this school likes you."

by jeff keltz April 25, 2006

jumpin' jetti

when a guy and a girl (preferably strangers) run onto a jetti and fuck in between two rocks, resulting in numerous scrapes to the buttox of the bottom partner, then in the midst of climaxing, shove a snail up the girls anal passage.

I seen that bitch Lau and and that stiff Workie doin that jumpin' jetti shit.. it was HAWT!!!!

by NigRes n Ldoozy March 17, 2007