Jubiju

A Jubiju is a traditional ceremony held by those of Jewish descent in which the oldest son of each family holds a soggy biscuit in their left hand and taps it to their kneecap on a cold summer day. Having a tender biscuit is seen as a disrespect for the proceedings which a Jubiju entails. Three rabbis must be present, and no red meat is allowed within a 57-foot (17.4 meters) of the ritual site.

Jew 1: Schmul, my brother, we must gather the biscuits. The Jubiju will be underway soon!

Jew 2: Make sure they are not tender, Epstein... and what about the rabbis?

Jew 1: Don't worry, Judah went out to fetch them nearly three hours ago!

Jew 2: Alright... I will tend to preparing the boys.

Jew 3: *Walks in* Shalom!

Jew 1: Samuel... what is that you are eating..!?!?

Jew 3: Oh, just a 72 oz. tenderloin, why?

Jew 2: NO!! We mustn't allow ANY red meat within the vicinity!

Jew 3: Oh, why of course! It completely slipped my mind... my greatest of apologies, kindred brethren. May the one and only Jehova look upon my soul with mercy and grace, for I have forsaken Him; as the Lord Himself said, "Brothers and sisters, if someone is caught in a sin, you who live by the Spirit should restore that person gently. But watch yourselves, or you also may be tempted..."-

Jew 1: ...alright, Samuel, save the banter for the Jubiju!

by UrbanMasterBait August 7, 2018

Jablinskied

When someone tricks you into watching their videos to see gameplay, but there’s no gameplay.

I went on JablinskiGames to see new Trover Saves The Universe gameplay, but I got Jablinskied. Jack Black got us again!

by bstujm June 27, 2019

banana jubilee

Another word for blowjob. A banana jubilee can be talked about in front of the public-at-large to avoid eavesdroppers being jealous or suspicious.

"I got an awesome banana jubilee from Stacy yesterday!"

by stephen-abootman April 10, 2019

Joblivion

The endless process of going to interviews you hate for careers you don't want.

Interviewer: So, tell me a bit about yourself..
You: I am a people person
Interviewer: And how do you think you benifit the company?
You: I am a people person.
Interviewer: I see, so tell me why exactly you want to work for Macgyver's Shit Sandwiches, Sandwiches Made Of Authentic Human Shit?
You: FUCK

This is Joblivion

by BleachGirl101 November 5, 2018

Jubilant

Jubilant is an expression of great joy. When you are feeling joyful the best way to express it is to flip a jubilant crepe almost to the ceiling or conduct an imaginary orchestra. ubreal2

When you realize that you still have some marmite left in the cupboard you feel jubilant

by ubreal2 January 2, 2012

Jubilous Juice

A beverage hand-crafted by Sir Joe Volzer, consisting of the following ingredients:

1 2-liter of Squirt Citrus Soda
1 gallon of Fruit Punch
1 bottle of some ghetto 151
Triple Sec to taste

Mix in a Styrofoam container, serve.

"I was so drunk by the time JV made Jubilous Juice, I managed to drop two cups consecutively!"

by Stonetronixx July 5, 2008

jubine

Jubine is a dashingly handsome lad who is always the center of attention and great at bringing people together and making them laugh. He is very smart, probably the smartest in the room. But he won't let you know it just so he can humor you. He is very family oriented. Very passionate and a great lover. He is a man who can tell a good joke and hold court.

He's a sexy beast because he's such a Jubine!

by bjhonk April 19, 2015