jubes

a small candy that comes in 3 for $5.00 bags at KayBeeToys and is good only for those in need of fiber or a word to use when faking sick to get out of work

1. I got constapated so i had to eat lots of jubes and within the hour i was punishing my toilet once again

2. "Hey Mr.Rosenburg, ya i got Jubes from this girl so i cant come into work"

by hankysmankynanky August 22, 2004

Jubelet

a person who is extremely ugly and lame but hangs with the cool people to feel relevant

Boy, you aint nothing but a jubelet!

by sdpveryfunny January 5, 2017

jubees

Another name for testicles. Generally of a large and hairy nature.

Shyt dawg that bitch was chewin on my jubees.

by jodie shaw August 30, 2007

Jubes

Liquid LSD on small sugar candies

John: "These jubes had me tripping for days mothafucka!"
Fred: "Yea they had a couple drops on them."

by skunkfly January 13, 2008

Jubers

A cross between the name Julie and the word goober....so, if you know a girl named Julie who is a goober...you know a Jubers

Dang, Julie...you're such a goober, I'm gonna start calling you Jubers.

by Jubalee March 16, 2009

jubes

the cock or vaginal hair of a member of the jewish religion

the jubes on your face were scaring the complete shhit out of me because it was obvious you had oral sex with a jew

by tommy and mike February 3, 2007

jubes

the pubic hair of a jew.

Can you please stop leaving your jubes in the sink after you are done manscaping.

by JakerPowers October 14, 2011