juarez monkey

A user of pirated software or games.

Greg is a juarez monkey because he downloaded Doom 3 from a torrent.

by Paterson December 24, 2004

Benito Juarez

An indigenous person that is too educated for his inferior race.

-Did you heard that Benito Juarez selling patties?
-Yeah, he sounds cultured for being an Indio.

by Valgon December 1, 2016

Benito Juarez Day

Typically used at work to describe a day of less than stellar performance when no other definitive causes are available to management. Associated with an actual day on the calendar, but the impact of the event is overblown for the purposes of avoiding accountability.

Too many associates didn't show up at the call center because they were in Linkin Park on a Benito Juarez day.

by Manuel Ordez March 20, 2008

Rogelio Juarez

Coolest guy in the universes.

the greatest baseball player to ever at Pacifica High School and Ventura College.
He is also the greatest mascot!!!

When i grow up i want to be like Rogelio Juarez

by Chupa guey April 30, 2010

Varrio Colonia Juarez Rifa

Southern California Street Gang located in the City of Fountain Valley.

Varrio Colonia Juarez Rifa

by VCJRx13 February 12, 2010

El Paso Cuidad Juarez Metro Area

The deadliest area in the world not considered a war zone. Obviously most of the people are killed in Juarez, but a few are killed over the border every now and then. About 2 and half million live in the area and about 10 people are murdered every day. Other than extreme violence and drug warfare, it is a very nice area with friendly people and great food.

Today a massacre in the El Paso Cuidad Juarez Metro Area left 17 people dead outside a drug lab.

by EastSideELChuco July 29, 2011

Alysia Juarez

Alysia Juarez is a beautiful girl, when she laughs, smiles, and talks, you will feel like your floating. Her face is beautiful and her voice is orgasmic. When she says you name you’ll feel like crying from how beautiful it sounds. When you meet Alysia no other girl will look the same, NOBODY is as perfect as she is. Her hugs feel like when you put on 3 blankets on a cold winter night, her eyes are always shiny, and glowing, as soon as you make eye contact with her, you fall in love again. She can easily become anyone’s friend, because of how perfect and amazing she is. The first thing you’d notice about her is her hair, it’s curly, pretty, luscious, soft, shiny, and it smells like coconuts and flowers.

“Is that Alysia Juarez?! Wow she’s so beautiful!!”

“Alysia Juarez? Dude no way that’s your girlfriend, she’s way too pretty for you” “Yes she is bro, she’s beautiful isn’t she (Alysia Juarez)”

by Your Loser<3 October 18, 2021