juanica

once every five years, a whale with antlers, crawls out of the ocean to molest small children.

Don't go outside today Bradley, it's the year of Juanica.

by Aubrie Taylor April 13, 2006

Janice

A term used to describe how intoxicating a persons fragrance can be, the aroma is very pleasing where time may actually stop. Is also very luring & enticing.

Guy : damn girl you smell like a janice.
Girl: awww you're so sweet!

by Soulee1 March 16, 2008

Janice Dickinson

The real-life version of Karen Walker from Will and Grace. Boozy, stupid and bitchy. Touted as "The World's Oldest Supermodel," she is constantly under the influence of alcohol, Quaaludes, or both, and likes to make a fool out of herself and others while under said influences. Was once a judge on America's Next Top Model, but Tyra Banks fired her when she dared to steal one of her barbecued ribs. SHE HATES FATTIES, UGLIES AND SHORTIES. Telling them off is a source of lulz for her, and for America.

Janice Dickinson: *to a model* First rule of modeling, you never rat out your bitches!
Model: *starts to defend herself*
Janice Dickinson: ZIP IT, BITCH! YOU'RE DEAD IN MY BOOK!

by PShapes December 5, 2007

juanico

spanish for hot and sexy beast juanico is a term used by the spanish to name sex gods it has believed that the people who are called juanico has a large penis and has extra ordinary powers in bed..

1) man i wish i was called a juanico

2) damn you can now be called a juanico

3) he is my sex god in other word he's my juanico

by joeden December 16, 2008

Gas huffin Janice

A gas huffing hill billy woman, usually a mother. usually lurks near swamps near nuclear plants or steel mills, has yellowish to green skin along with numerous lecherous sores on her swollen body. has a hurtin' unit of a son named crusty cam, the hurtingest unit of them all, also has gas birth syndrome, giving him a large skull full of fumes with a tiny hill billy brain, fights girls. Gas huffin janice also usually always has a rag on her for huffin gas on the go

1) don't leave your car unattended, Gas huffin janice might run up with a lead pipe, beat your ass and take your gas

2)Gas huffin Janice fiends dirty dicks from mans for gasoline, or if she's lucky, that sweeeeet diesel

by prof. heisenberg November 12, 2012

janicejenny

noun; word to use when wanting to discuss a homosexual woman in code.

see also "jimmyjohnny"

"Check out that janicejenny's short, spikey hair and motorcycle."

or

"Those sorority girls would make great janicejennies."

by mischa June 28, 2004

san juanico

Small pueblo belonging to the municipality of cotija. The people there love to party and get drunk. Most people go there during December from California, Texas, and New York. It is home of the Vegas, Garcias, Luas, and Reyes. Be careful who you mingle with because the whole Pueblo will find out who you slept with the night before. They have an event called La función where they party for a week and all the money earned is used for modernization of the Pueblo. But the people organizing the event usually steals the money and they have alot if trash talk about who's running it next.

Hey let's go to San Juanico.

People in San Juanico are all inbreed.

Q: What part of San Juanico you live in?

R: La burrera

by La masacuata June 23, 2016