Jizzerific

When a person or thing is so good it makes you jizz so hard you get jizzburns.

Dale's mum is so jizzerific!

by ryannathans April 18, 2010

jizzery

Where multiple men produce juices to create a mass production of jizz.

Your mom lives in my jizzery.

by harper lee May 25, 2008

Joezer

Meaning: "God is my help"

A chill and reserve person, at first glance he may seem serious and cold but actually is a very nice person who loves to make people laugh, even if it's at his own expense. Unfortunately, they can have a very kind nature that is easily exploited, due to people taking advantage, he may have severe trust issues with even the closest of friends and family. Usually very humble and closed off, they don't like to wander too far from their comfort zone. Once you get to know them though, they can be very good friends for life who'll help you in your times of need.

"Joezer is so nice but he keeps meeting the wrong people, hopefully it doesn't happen again"

by TheOnlyManWithThisName May 18, 2021

indian jizzer

Someone who promises to make you cum and then immediately just jack rabbits you until they finish and then flee forever.

Yeah so that guy I met at the casino literally came in 2 seconds, what an indian jizzer.

by Ranchgirls July 22, 2023

jazzercise

A form of aerobic exercise based on jazz dance

It's so eighties up in here I feel like doing some jazzercise

by kingoftheroad June 15, 2009

jizzernaut

an individual possessing the ability to produce an overpowering or destructive amount of semen.

I realized my buddy Covs was a jizzernaut when he laced his boyfriend Kevin with semen from head to toe.

by the dragon slayaz March 2, 2009

jizzer

One pisses in the pisser and shits in the shitter. Likewise, one jizzes in the jizzer.

Damn, I haven't had sex all week! Now I just gotta get me to the nearest jizzer.

by Slow Baby October 22, 2011