bedroom jousting

The act of making love with a maiden or knight in a bedchamber.

Knight #1: "Did thee take that serving wench to thy keep last night?"

Knight #2: "Yes, mine bedroom jousting was most vigorous last evening. I woke to find blood on mine bedsheets."

by sirsilverfox April 6, 2010

Justyce

The best person ever. She is outgoing and has an amazing character. Be warned although she laughs out loud she is in a deep depression. She often lets people take her happiness in exchange for a smile from them. She looks to make others happy first before herself.

She's loyal and lovable. She often tries to look at the positive parts, even though she most likely cries every night. With beautiful eyes and wonderous hair.

Justyce is all around a loyal person and can easily make anyone fall in love with her.

Damn Justyce was lit today.

I wish I had a Justyce attitude.

by Truthseeker2131 February 19, 2017

Justyce

The best guy ever!!! He is super hot and kind. He is really loyal and everyone is attracted to Justyce. He is overall my best friend and I probably will marry him.

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by AndrewsMan March 4, 2021

Dusty Justy

The act of "holding" ones business too long because the bathroom is occupied, and in result crapping your pants.

-Where's our accountant?
-Oh, She had to leave early, she had a Dusty Justy!

by mustacheio June 9, 2009

Hilt Jousting

The act of two or more males holding their junk by the hilts and sword-fighting using their dicks, often to duel for a woman's affections. (Dick must be erect to participate in hilt jousting)

The men decided to see who would win the fair maiden's heart by hilt jousting.

by OMGgirlomg222 January 24, 2015

Brown Joust

A contest of strength, skill, and honor in which two competitors press their anuses firmly together and attempt to force their log into the others rectum. Victory is achieved when one participant's poop lance pushes the other's back the cave from whence it came, where it is joined by the winner's gleaming brown champion turd. A stalemate occurs when the two mahogany butt-trees meet and neither participant's anus yields, resulting in a general sideways pancake-like distribution of waste.

The two young gentlemen held a brown joust to decide who would win the fair maiden's heart.

by Bloodnovski March 20, 2011

butt jousting

The act of two men. Both men have dildos sticking out of their assholes fighting for the dominate male to have leisurely consensual sex with the lovely madien.

Jake I shall win this duel of butt jousting with my shining vibrating dildo to have the best sex with this woman.

by sexy_sara21 October 16, 2013