Jordon

The gayest MOFO you will ever meet.

I HEARD JORDON LIKES BOYS.

by Kynan07 October 30, 2018

Jordon

a gerbil looking person who is awesome at life; anti-fat person liking

No one is close to being like Jordon

by manoftheworld33 October 23, 2011

Jordon

The way ignorant people/people born before 1970/people in Human Resources spell the name Jordan.

My name is spelled "Jordan" like the country, the river, the basketball player, etc. but every time I get a new job someone in HR decides it must be spelled "JordOn".

by vuck June 21, 2016

Jordon

Jordon is an unpopular stupid dumbass that has no friends besides his neighbor.He tries to hide his sexuality which is gay he might have no friends but dogs quite to have a thing for them he lives in a trailer and has an extradinary small penis but fits well in dogs.He lives in a trailer with 16 dogs and him and his neighbor friend love fucking dogs.

Neighbor:hey Jordon what are you doing Jordon:Just Fucking dogs. Neighbor:Great sounds dun can I join
Jordon:Yeah just don't nut at fast
Neighbor:Ok lets have a threesome
Jordon:Yes Ive been waiting for you to ask
Neighbor:Ok lets stop taking and get to fucking

by Jordon and Neighbor April 14, 2019

Jordon

A sore loser.

...very sore, if you know what I mean.

That guy Jordon keeps insisting he won when he clearly didn’t. I’m afraid he’ll have a tantrum.

by AnAdorableLoser June 11, 2019

Jordon

A big dick chad thats funny

"Ay man quit acting like a jordon"

by Zaref the Mad February 21, 2020

Jordon

someone who thinks hes good at imessage games and talks big for no reason. he's shrek's twin. always needs a haircut. plays basketball but is probably shit at it. but ig hes a good guy overall or wtv and u can talk to him for hours without getting bored. hes humble or wtvvvv and has a good mindset. his voice is terrible btw

girl1: my ears are bleeding cause of jordon's singing last night
girl2: ahlieee this guy needs his vocal cords taken away

by suckyourmom1222222 June 11, 2021