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Joost

1. The awesome and smart guy, has curly hair and doesn't give a shit about anything.
2. The awesome and smart guy, has no curly hair and doesn't give a shit either.
Jay: 'Wow, he's a real gentleman and alpha
Jay2: 'Damn right, he's a real Joost
by gewooneenflower January 16, 2017
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joost

A failure, not just an ordinary type of failure, an epic failure.
You are the biggest joost ever.
You're such a bleeping joost.
I've never seen anyone joost as badly as you.
by Jimmy Ray Cyrus February 12, 2008
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joost

Another word for nerd

is commonly found in a habitat which contains memorabilia, merchandise, and other displays of worship towards the following: star wars, harry potter, megaman. has been spotted engaging in a peculiar form of cannibalism (i.e, eating large pieces of skin off of the surface of his own face).
dude1: "so what have you been up to this weekend?"

dude2: "I stood in line to get the new Harry Potter book while wearing my starwars pajama and playing megaman on my Nintendo DS"

dude1: "you're acting joosty today. all you need to do now is consume some dry flakes off of your scalp"

dude2: "can't, i ate it all last night...."

dude1: "have some of mine."
by Kill all Joost July 29, 2008
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Jimmy Joost

The past-tense of "jimmy juicing" on a chick's face.
TAKE SOME OF THIS JIMMY JOOST! TAKE IT ALL HOE!
by jjmana April 14, 2009
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Braxton Joost

Braxton Joost is a huge L. He pulls zero bitches and has never had a girlfriend. Likable personality but not enough for women to like him
- Amy M
Omg I saw Braxton Joost at the store yesterday.
by Amy-mira December 4, 2022
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joost

the guy with the prettiest eyes ever. people try to cancel him for everything he does but he's too good, he's a god (yes, ome robert)
"man, I want to cancel Joost."

Joost: fuck the ebu I don't want to go to court
by eenhoornlola August 30, 2025
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The Joost Effect

When Joost Klein‘s music has a hypnotic effect on you and suddenly it’s all you are listening to even if you never listen to gabber before.
„Guys I normally only listen to genre xyz how did it happen that I only listen to Joosts music now?“
„It’s The Joost Effect. This happened to all of us“
by anonymous June 4, 2024
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