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Joost

1. The awesome and smart guy, has curly hair and doesn't give a shit about anything.
2. The awesome and smart guy, has no curly hair and doesn't give a shit either.
Jay: 'Wow, he's a real gentleman and alpha
Jay2: 'Damn right, he's a real Joost
by gewooneenflower January 16, 2017
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joost

A failure, not just an ordinary type of failure, an epic failure.
You are the biggest joost ever.
You're such a bleeping joost.
I've never seen anyone joost as badly as you.
by Jimmy Ray Cyrus February 12, 2008
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joost

Another word for nerd

is commonly found in a habitat which contains memorabilia, merchandise, and other displays of worship towards the following: star wars, harry potter, megaman. has been spotted engaging in a peculiar form of cannibalism (i.e, eating large pieces of skin off of the surface of his own face).
dude1: "so what have you been up to this weekend?"

dude2: "I stood in line to get the new Harry Potter book while wearing my starwars pajama and playing megaman on my Nintendo DS"

dude1: "you're acting joosty today. all you need to do now is consume some dry flakes off of your scalp"

dude2: "can't, i ate it all last night...."

dude1: "have some of mine."
by Kill all Joost July 29, 2008
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Jimmy Joost

The past-tense of "jimmy juicing" on a chick's face.
TAKE SOME OF THIS JIMMY JOOST! TAKE IT ALL HOE!
by jjmana April 14, 2009
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Braxton Joost

Braxton Joost is a huge L. He pulls zero bitches and has never had a girlfriend. Likable personality but not enough for women to like him
- Amy M
Omg I saw Braxton Joost at the store yesterday.
by Amy-mira December 4, 2022
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Joost

Used as a replacement name for a girl you're trying to fuck when you don't want everybody to know who you're talking about.
by KevinKlml June 6, 2019
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Joost

Joost is an amazing guy, the one who is selfless and unique. Never met anyone as kind as a Joost, but unfortunately he doesn't know how special he is. But once he loves you, never let him go, because he will love you with his whole heart and will protect from and help with everything.
He is a Joost, because he stayed longer at work to help me finish early.
by Crazydutchgirl_1906 November 23, 2021
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