josted

The act of being ridiculously exhausted after participating in intense sexual activities. Usually after long, long nights.

Dude, im SO josted after last night with that guy!

by smartwater September 30, 2009

josted

consuming too much alcohol

Ok everone, its time to get josted!

by Haleku November 26, 2005

Jooster Cake

A competative moon pie!

KR is a jooster cakE! he is negative also

by Dojo Mojo March 12, 2003

joosed

getting fucked up on the titular energy drink like a certain Irish kid; may result in amazing dancing, and streaking.

"Oh fuck, I was so joosed last night."
"Yo, do you wanna get joosed tonite?"
"Wow that kids so joosed, hes naked behind a palm leaf."

by 1/2AZN June 9, 2009

Jousted

Burst of Dopamine (dihydroxyphenethylamine) in the brain. Can occur from achievement or an amazing experience, example; scoring a touchdown, orgasm, winning the lottery, falling in love, etc.

Can also be stimulated artificially with hydro-chloride (cocaine), or other elicit narcotics such as methamphetamine, Opioid or highly concentrated THC stimulation.

"Look at my man Neon Deion Sanders, that cat is Jousted!"

"I got some fish scale, feel like getting Jousted tonight?"

by MonoOnom May 18, 2016

Joested

When Joe goes ghost on you. Like he does on the regular.

“Joe was supposed to meet me 4 hours ago. Looks like I’ve been joested. Again.”

by SoSalt April 12, 2021

Jooted

Too fucking high to where your boolin and super zooted

Dam son that dudes fuckin jooted

by Daddypish69 December 20, 2021