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Jobbie

(Scottish usage) A poo poo. Variant spelling of joby. Plural is Jobbies.
Ah feel better noo ahv dun a jobbie.
by Gav April 13, 2004
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Jombie

Apple Fanboy. Overzealous lover of over-priced Apple products that mindlessly follow Steve Jobs as he commands them. A Jobs Zombie, hence, jombie.
Hey, that guy has an apple sticker on his car, right next to a bio-diesel sticker, must be a jombie.
by joeyblazed May 28, 2010
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Jooblet

a jooblet is the small bit of jobby that gets rejected by the rest and is left to be just a little dollop on its own.
or

a jooblet is the aftermath of dangleberrys when one of the bits fall off
"OH MY GOD SOMEONE TOTALLY MISSED THE TOILET AND LEFT A JOOBLET ON THE FLOOR!!"

"oh my your dangleberrys are so bad the jooblets are dropping from the ass hairs"
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Jobbie Weecha

A more fun idea than the sceptic tank, this "ladle on a spring" device that ejects poo from an aeroplane once you flush the toilet. The Jobbie Weecha reportedly "Weechs" the jobbie out so fast it disintegrates-answering queries on why there is no raining shit.

Popularized by Billy Connolly
"Where does your shit go on a plane? A sceptic tank couldn't hold that amount."

"The Jobbie Weecha Weechs it oot"
by Beef n chips October 21, 2009
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jorbie

a fucking amazing person who will rock your fucking world.
psshhttt... examples are for n00bs.
A Jorbie deff wouldn't use examples.
by You're Gonna Love My Nuts March 3, 2009
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Jookie Spore

1. Mildew-like material that when socialized with humans, can lead to strange symptoms such as sweating at the site of raw shellfish, feeling the need to go swimming after eating a hot dog, or bowel movements at the thought of not seeing your grandmother for over two years.

Some rare symptoms are:
1. Public Urination after seeing a PG-13 movie.
2. Staring thoughtlessly into rotting pumpkins (seasonal illness)
3. Feeling of great remorse or feelings of hardship after slipping one sandal on instead of both at the same time.
4. Intense cravings for blueberries after minutes of using an electric nose shaver.

Once infected with Jookie Spores, symptoms may be instantly apparent, whilst some people never show symptoms. Many hereditary characteristics come to play when showing the physical or mental affects of the spore.

Scientists at the West Virginia Medical Institute have yet to come to a valid conclusion of how Jookie Spores were created, and thus have not found a cure once caught. Speculation shows that one man had sexual intercourse with themself (hermaphrodite), which led to an ejaculate with may have contained Jookie Spore membranes. The person to be "speculated," has been identified as a man/woman named Nicholas Renyer, but this information is yet to be correctly proven.

Since 2004, teens across the Mid-West (USA) have been harvesting and collecting these spores in powder-like variations, to be used for recreational means. Not much is known about "Juke Dust," but doctors and scientists alike both highly recommend not using this compound substance, for long-term affects could lead to lethal consequences.
Doctor: "hmm.... looks like you may have gotten Jookie Spores..."
Patient: "all I know is that this shirt is making me want to watch Robo-Cop."
Doctor: "nurse, come in; looks like this is a serious dose."
by Twizzle1337 January 11, 2008
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jobbies

originally a Scottish slang name for faeces (poo). Used to describe something or someone that is disliked by someone.
she thinks he's a pile of jobbies.

what a pile of jobbies.
by A D August 16, 2007
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