joninx

getting owned, smoked, mocked, played

dude he got your girl!!!
you got joninxed!

by parapark December 14, 2011

jonwing

v. to break an electronic object by throwing darts at the monitor while drunk.

dude you just jonwinged my computer. you owe me $1400.

by Jack_Bauer_ February 15, 2006

Jonking my jeter

Translates into "kidding me"

Ted: I just bought the new call of duty for 50 bucks!
Tim: Are you jonking my jeter?! I just payed 60

by jeterjonk October 25, 2010

Joanzin

verb; Having a great desire for something such as food or an activity and spoken with emphasis.

I am joanzin for some Taco Bell!

by 5izzlinhot49 December 28, 2010

Joning

Making fun of a person to the point where they laugh uncontollably (or either feel like crying) <--- usually this one.
Usually just sayin' ridiculous shit that comes off the top of your head. The truest jones are the funniest ones.
The worst is group joning. Its halarious when you're high.

Ex. of joning: That n**ga's head look like a bean.
I cant name em, you usually gotta learn how to jone on your own. If you get good at it you can really bring a person down.

by Merk Red July 30, 2008

Joozinek

The Southpark synonym for a hot chick, a stripper or a hooker, used by aliens. In the Southpark episode 'Cancelled', the boys travel to an alien planet far far away only to realize that the universe is just a weekly TV show aired on FOGLE TV, an alien network, and is supposed to be cancelled !
The aliens refer to the hot strippers in the night club as 'Joozineks'.

Alien 1: Would you look at the heglars on that joozinek?
Alien 2: Oh yeah ! I would hit that all night long !

by Kratos4eva June 7, 2011

jonginnlvr

jonginnlvr is the biggest jongin stan there is !!! if you don't follow her, go do it right now 🤬

jonginnlvr has pretty cool edits

by swaggynamjoonstan December 22, 2020