Dirty Jonte

When a Japanese dude does anal with a red head

Dude Wayne totally pulled a dirty jonte last night..

by Your local sex offender July 19, 2021

jonte antonino

A bi-sexual person of Arabian origin who's presence is not appreciated by anyone. He may get bids but he soon reverts back to Kiss My Sack.

Mum: How was you day?
Girl: I met the biggest jonte antonino today!

by Jack Plant November 14, 2011

Jont Piece

A large yellow pick up truck used to pick up Walter Johnson girls. Also used to change behind. This vehicle is owned by a DeMatha boy yet utilized by the entire team.

Kristin: Lets go get in the jont piece!
*Dont hurt the jont piece

by K-luv July 15, 2008

To jont

To pee upwards and then use that pee as lube.

"Yo bro I can't wait to jont later"

by Jonter May 11, 2025

Jont

Abbreviated form of saying “just don’t do it.”

Girl: Alex, jont....please jont. You’re being stupid. Only I can do it.

by Justwin November 30, 2020

Daddy Jonte

Get ureself a daddy Jonte, hes a good HVHer and also has a huge dick frfr. Hes always hot and super nice. He can steal ure girl at any time so watch out ;D. Hes just a super man!

Im so Daddy Jonte today.

by Chaser187 November 21, 2021

Jonte

A jonte is a wank stain with a cake faced mother. He is a loser and aspires to be a basketball player but in reality is terrible. He often appears to have crooked teeth and look like a donkey. He also has severe undiagnosed scoliosis and gun shots wounds in his face. His father also fails to support his family and is on the fence deciding to run away. Jonte overall is a loser and should commit death.

also Jonte if you're reading this don't beat me up

Nigel: Have you heard about Jonte.
Dinith: Whatta loser.

by IhateNigels July 27, 2022