Jonesey

Iowa's #1 stunna.

Hey, it's Jonesey!

by Lebron James March 30, 2004

bridget joneses

Big, non-sexy, full-coverage women's underpants (knickers)

I couldn't find my thong so I had to wear my bridget joneses

by Gillygate September 11, 2008

jontese

a girl who gives weird looks, sort of common to a squint, yet still harsh, giving off the impression that she thinks your retarded.

"shes giving me that jontese look again"

by jinkxie December 31, 2008

joneser

Also see Bum Drunk, One who will stop at nothing to render what ever he is "Jonesing" for.

Fucking Joneser was Jonesing last night, What a fucking fiend

by Dr. Know October 16, 2003

jonesed

1) to come up short on something. 2)to get {screwed} the short end of the bargain. 3) to lose by some others advantage
ORIGIN: To keep up with the jones' to be in a undesirable position because of someone else's improved position.

When I went to the bathroom I got jonesed because someone used the last of the tissue and did not replace it!

by cobra March 31, 2004

jonneshwar

A baby boomer with a Long name

You’re a Jonneshwar

by Boffyy June 2, 2020

Indiana jonesed

When your girlfriend is sleeping with her thumb in her mouth and you skillfully replace her thumb with your dong without waking her.

Robyn was sucking her thumb last night so I Indiana jonesed her.

by Shaggytownsend January 30, 2016