Jonny on the spot

Someone you can go to to get whatever you need quickly. They can provide any item or service you need "on the spot".

I need two tons of gun powder, better visit my Jonny on the spot

by Pink Eye on my leg April 19, 2009

Jonne

Used to describe a Finnish male kid, (Brit. Eng. "Chav" but male), usually drinks energy drinks by EuroShopper, abbreviated ES. Plays coin machines, wears a cap, is a white male between ages 12-15, over uses curse words and tries to act 'cool'

Jonne: "Hey two packs of smokes and one energy drink"
Cashier: "Sorry, we do not accept library cards as I.D."

by ylilauta November 23, 2011

Jonning it

Smoking a cigarette all the way to the filter, and then possibly attempting to smoke the filter. Originated in Cedar, BC.

"Ew, shit, smoke that cigarette like a person. Why are you Jonning it?"

by foolishwun June 25, 2009

jonnhi

Jonnhi is Jonny and Nhi combined together (69) A Jonny is a skinny ass nigga. A Nhi is an inexpensive and affordable prostitute and a bo$$ of a clothing company. Two friends that have an attraction to eachother but can't be in an official relationship for whatever reason.

Jonnhi is love. Jonnhi is life.
Jonnhi? Jonnhi.

by Badassbitch001 November 24, 2014

Jonny D Style

Solo masturbation where you follow these steps

-Put your legs in the air
-Lay your head back
-Jack on you dick
-Rub on your sack
-CUM IN YOUR FACE

Craig the face stomper sampson tried to do it Jonny D Style and hurt his back before the big fight.

by Ram Horn the Big Nig June 27, 2010

Did a Jonno

To drink so much that the night before doesn't exist to you.

Random|says= omg Jacob, you had sex with 3 different people in 2 hours
Jacob|says= Yep, I did a Jonno

by Jonno8825 January 2, 2009

jonny buckland

The very amazing guitarist of Coldplay.
The one who wears the swagger hat.
His worst enemy is the sheep.

Chris Martin: look there's a sheep!
Jonny Buckland: RUN!

by DoctorFosterGloster42 July 3, 2014