Jonk

Owned plz, One who is owning people, one who can shove arrows through your ass.

Liek OMFG Jonk is chasing me through the wildy kicking my ass!!!

by Insulin March 13, 2005

Jonke

A Jonke is when someone says something funny

Person 1: hey mom wanna hear a funny Jonke?
Person 2: son you have to let us go, the house burning down wasn’t your fault

by Shtir0ast June 26, 2019

Jonk

To fail a really simple task in the worst way possible.

Term originally coined by WorstPremadeEver, a British streamer group.

"You've just gone and jonked it!"

by MaD2Fan2018 April 11, 2023

Jonk

To have coitus with someone

Jamal will jonk Tenzing
Jamal and Tenzing will consensually jonk

by Koala3216 November 8, 2021

Jonk

A white person

That man Eric is a jonk.

by Leo35 December 27, 2022

Jonk

Slang term for female or feminin person other variation is nigga-jonk gay-jonk from the book of Obscene

Looka dat fine jonk ova there!

i can't stand that fagget-jonk!

by Quranic October 24, 2008

Jonk

Jonk is a word used when you are joking with someone and they get annoyed or angry, which may go onto annoy them further.

What's up mate can you not take a jonk?

Tha can't take a jonk!
Do you know Luke? He can't take a jonk.

by TopSpur April 19, 2020