jiztastical

Made up by two idiots a few years ago, this word is offered as a response to something amazing, or something so completely awesome that you will automatically, and undoubtably, jizz inside your trousers. Or pants.

1: dude, the new Grand Theft Auto 5 gameplay looks jiztastical

2: man those yoga pants on her look jiztastical

by adefblackguy September 14, 2013

Jontastic

An open close shift.

A: I'm working 15 hours today. Doing a 9-Cl.
B: That's fully jontastic!

by Cassie Rich January 7, 2009

jagtastic

An area that is very annoying and is consist of people who are jags.

That party last night was jagtastic

by Dr Slurpz December 10, 2013

jewtastic

An adjective describing a business deal where one of the parties gets ripped off.

Dude, I just sold my $500 car to that moron for $3,000! That was totally jewtastic!

by Dude Regular February 21, 2011

jewtastic

something so jewish that it is fantastic

The boy wearing that kippa is jewtastic!

by somebody-here November 20, 2006

joygastic

arousing feelings of unadultered joy; see joygasm

Uncle Ben's Rice Bowls are simply joygastic.

by RCW May 5, 2005

jollystick

an erect dick about enter the vaginal canal.

"ohhh baby stick your jollystick in me and ride me into a fornacating frenzy!!!!!"

by mattlinnen June 25, 2005