Johnathen

Johnathen is one of the most amazing people you could ever meet. His name is unique because it is made from John and Nathen, he is very loving when he wants to be, and if he trusts you it means you are a VERY important person. Johnathen has a great taste in music and is always a great person to have around. He is also easy to fall in love with, because of his charm.

He is my sexy Johnathen!!

by ScaredyKat October 2, 2013

Johnathan

The cutest, sweetest guy you will ever meet. He is also very honest and smart. Just being around him makes you forget all your troubles of the day, as he replaces it with his sweet charm. A guy that leaves an imprint on one forever. Sexually speaking, after being with him, it makes anyone else dull and unexciting. Can be moody and stubborn but, this only adds to his magnetism. Someone you would do anything for, just to see him smile.

I love making blueberry cream cheese pie for Johnathan.

by nanagoloot October 24, 2011

Johnathon

Correct spelling .. biblical. Typically smart independent person. Perfect baby name

Johnathon is a amazing person, and he is beautiful.

by Jgl1993 December 29, 2017

johnathan

the finest man you'll ever meet bruh fr he'll either fuck you and you'll reach heaven without dying or leave you sobbing in a puddle after he rejects yo ass

me- hazel hes so cute pls set me up with him
johnathan- sorry i only fuck airplanes
me- *gets airplane transplant surgery*

by tartbiscuits25 December 11, 2019

Johnothon

A name misspelled by the host of The Buddhism Hotline, Wesley Hills

Ok mike whats a cuck? Johnothon needs to know!

by blskvn June 21, 2018

Johnathanz Storiez

Johnathanz Storiez is the HIT YouTuber who makes really fun and engaging Roblox videos. Johnathanz Storiez has a massive fanbase consisting of a younger audience.

Hey Alex! Look at this new video uploaded by Johnathanz Storiez!! He really says "Sticking out your GYATT rizzler! You're so Skibidi! You're so fanum tax! I just wanna be your Sigma!!!!!!"

by Egg in my Nut November 7, 2023

Johnathan

Is only comparable to a greek god! Zeus to be exact, the king of all Gods. Johnathan's are sweet funny and the best damn friend anyone could have. Women come from all over the world just to be within 100 feet of Johnathan's. Their the manliest of the manly and cannot be takin down by any man. Just their stare alone can make the most beautiful girl aroused, and can also be compared too looking into the fires of hell. Johnathan's are leaders and commanders that will fight with you side by side to death.

girl1: Wow thats a who's that guy over there?
girl2: That must be a johnathan beacause i wanna fuk him instantly!
girl1: MEEEEEE TOOOO!

by canada7777777777 February 6, 2010