Johnney

A man with an ass the size of Jupiter. Has huge shoulders. And has outgoing love for the homies. Johnney’s tend to have huge penises and amazing man boobs.

Man did you see that guy. I bet he is a Johnney.

by Zackery Cooksey July 29, 2020

Farmer Johnned

To farm a lady up the cornhole.

She didn't contact me again after I farmer johnned her. Maybe it was her first time.....

by slumbercat2k January 11, 2015

the johnner

Formally known as Johnstown, the hometown of The Johnners, is easily the best part of Navan. All year round there’s good buzz at Super, over The Hill, Gypo’s Wall, the back of Energie, the IDA, but the best part by far is the Garda chases. You simply cannot be satisfied with life until you’ve been in The Johnner. The best bonfire every year is always in The Johnner.

Gerrup The Johnner

by Sfveujv October 20, 2017

johnese

the language that any John can speak. The language that one speaks when one imitates a John.

Dude I don't understand you! You are speaking Johnese.

by ThatBadgeredKid February 14, 2017

Dear Johnned

When a person seeks you out to have a conversation but does not ask you any questions. It plays out more like an interview than a conversation between friends or a one way letter - made popular by the movie Dear John.

"Sara totally Dear Johnned me last night when she rang me so I hung up on her".

by SammyBree July 21, 2013

johnned

a british word for being high as fuck, noone knows who invented the meaning but it was first heard in kidderminster

me: i am so fucking johnned
friend: absoultely bludclart johnned mate

by johnned April 18, 2019

Johnner

Members of St John Ambulance tend to refer to each other as St Johnners or simply Johnners.

He's my Johnner friend!

by indianaprincess January 3, 2011