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Hotrod Johnson

Hotrod Johnson is when you are feeling more than good. The night of drankin, and whatever else might have been up your sleeve to amplify the fun, may be coming to an end but not if your in your prime. Once you get to this stage in the night you have the urge to let everyone know that you are Hotrod Johnson.
Guy: Dude how ya feeling?
Dude: I'm fucking Hotrod Johnson.
Guy: Perfect!
by pseusonym_thug_life July 26, 2009
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Handy Johnson

My women was giving me dome after she gave me the classic handy johnson
by Gimaf October 27, 2012
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Cave Johnson

The CEO and founder of Aperture Science Innovators. Later renamed Aperture Laboratories. Has and awesome voice (JK Simmons). And is extremely rich. Got sick and died from moon-rock poisoning. Caroline is his best friend and secretary. Hates lemons if life gives them to you.
Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down
by ram2006 May 8, 2011
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larry johnson

the best character from the indie game sally face. he is superior in every way and he is perfect. we dont talk about episode four though. never talk about episode four.
"have you heard of larry johnson?"
"yeah hes the fucking coolest"
by Enchanted_ June 3, 2021
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Boris Johnson

If seen to be copying someone else but in a worse manner. You could say they are and absolute Boris Johnson.
by Queenofrabat July 25, 2019
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Boris Johnson

A privately educated Tory with a long name, Boris has successfully fooled the masses with his bumbling but fake personality, I honestly find it hard to believe how so few people see through this deception
Person: oh man I love Boris Johnson

Me: Tory scum!
by Youngling_slayer_9000 August 14, 2021
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Sergeant Johnson

The token black dude in the Halo series. He knows what the ladies like.
Sergeant Johnson: "Men, we've led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep them from getting their FILTHY claws on Earth, but we stumbled onto somethin' they're so hot for, that they're scramblin' over each other to get it. Well, I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant hula hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we WILL let 'em have is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in!

...AM I RIGHT, MARINES!?"

Marines: "SIR YES SIR!"

--From Halo CE--

"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmancy tanks. We had sticks! TWO sticks and a rock for a whole platoon... and we had to share the rock!"

--From Halo 2--
by e4c5 September 18, 2011
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