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Introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo

Having sex with a woman during her period.
Ugh ... My girlfriend just got her period, so it looks like I gotta introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo tonight!
by MarioCBreeze August 6, 2024
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thomas john cairney

A dumb brunette that is abnormally tall and is obsessed with soccer. He thinks he's so funny but he's actually not and he is very shy when you first meet him.
I think I just met a Thomas John Cairney today! He was super tall, shy, and good at soccer.
by TJ gives BJ's January 3, 2017
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john thomas cornwell

a very sexy man, who is loving and caring. the most funniest guy you will ever meet and the most hard working. hes one to settle down and start a family with.
by brownie_chels November 29, 2021
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Introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo

Having sex with a woman who is having her period.
Ugh ... my girlfriend just got her period, so now I gotta introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo tonight!
by MarioCBreeze August 6, 2024
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Thomas John Morris

Man who pulls all girls into his car and smashed them in the Krogers parking lot
"Yo you see Thomas John Morris over there?he smashed t women in his pick up truck one time!"
by Jrjfjddbeb October 19, 2023
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John thomas

Penishe
He whipped out his john thomas so as to pee
by Cynomane June 19, 2023
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