John Howard

John Howard tells lies and has
divided us on race,
divided us into "haves" and "have nots"
divided us over immigration,
divided us over refugees,
divided us over nuclear technology,
divided us on water.
Worst prime minister in history.
John howard uses politics of division to
divide and conqure the work force
abuse power
discriminate on race, sex and sexual preferance.
John Howard personifies Narcissistic Personality Disorder, which is pathalogical lying in a subconscious obsession to hide the self and manipulate the people. John Howard is aware that we know he is lying and expects us to condone it. This is Narcisism in full cry. John Howard has turned politics into the dirtiest it has ever been in this country.
For all of these reasons John Howard is easily the worst Prim Minister in our history. Voted into power and sustained by an unavoidable economic boom that is the result of growth in China and India, his government has adopted the personality of a abusive Narcissistic parent who sees his children and those he is responsible for as mere objects. This economic boom so unprecedented in our history has been miss managed and the benifits abused by egocentric Narcissistic mania.
by Doug Payne October 04, 2007
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John Howard

George W. Bush's most faithful lapdog... Thanks to his unfailing support for Bush's foreign policy, his stance on global warming and Bush's opposition to gay marriage. Even worse he is anti-gun!
Aussie 1: God I can't believe John Howard's gov't amended Federal Law to prevent gay marriage?!
Aussie 2: Yeah! That prick is a hypocrite! However I bet whenever he goes to the White House he is sucking Bush's dick!
Aussie 3: That makes sense! He must pay...
by We hate John Howard! July 05, 2007
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John Howard

The Prime Minister of Australia between 1996 and 2007. Holds the distinction of being both the second longest-serving PM and the second sitting PM to lose his seat. The worst thing to ever happen to Australia.
You know, you can say what you want about John Howard, but I bet he's sorry now.
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John Howard

A bitch. Gaytard.
The worst leader of australia. Ever.
Possibly(probably) kisses the butt of George Bush and/or engages in sexual activities with him. Most likely submissive to Bush and gets his dick stuck in his ass. Or mouth.
Commonly known for his big eyebrows.

Fuck him.(Not literally, unless you wish to get STDs)
The reason that John Howard is going to lose the election is that he is possibly(Probably) pregnant. His(although this questions his sexuality as males cannot have babies. Therefore we will be referring to him as It), I mean, Its child will most likely be named:Gayassbitch Bush.
This is probably used to remind him about the (wonderful) times Bush's dick was in his ass.
May Bush's dick be with you Howard. Amen.
by HornySexLover October 11, 2007
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John Howard

Former Leader of the Australian conservative party;
Prime-minister of Australia 1996-2007

Brought the country out of recession and made it into a prominent member of the global community during his term in office.

The victim of a smear campaign regarding his IR laws, funded by people who lost money as a direct result of his IR laws (union leaders).
Now regarded as the devil by those ignorant enough to believe what they see on television without checking wikipedia first.

Neglectful of the environment in favour of economic concern.

Didn't say sorry

Strengthened bonds with the USA, which was a good thing until Bush got into office.

Really needed to trim his eyebrows
Resembles Mr. Sheen
People with an extreme view of John Howard need to look back and see where they got their information.

Man1: "John Howard was such a liar-yesman-spineless-slimy rat!"
Man2: "Arent all politicians?"
by Delusions_Of_Grandeur June 07, 2009
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John Howard

1. He is the current Australian Prime Minister. He is the leader of the Liberal Party. He is also known to have very bushy eyebrows and thought to tag along to anything The U.S President, George bush says.

2.This is also used as an insult for anyone who has bushy eyebrows or tags along to anything someone says no matter how idiotic it may be.
1. I voted for John Howard even though he kisses George Bushed arse all the time.

2. Go away! You John Howard, I can't stand your bushy eyebrows.

2. I'm going to go jump off a bridge because someone else told me to. I'm a John Howard.
by Steven T May 26, 2005
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John Howard

George Bush's alien assistant who does nething he says 2 weaken the world 2 turn it into a universal dump.

also used to describe some1 with john howard-like qualities.
eg: a coward, a but kisser, an absolute freaking idiot.
oh no our planet is doomed! john howard has just made it possible 4 the country of australia to all lose their jobs and starve 2 death.

what will john howard do next- it is in his power to order all babies born with blue eyes killed!
by me-me-me October 14, 2005
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